Guest Miles Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Bye 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Don't forget to pack your humungous schlong. Good riddance, dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 8 minutes ago, Miles said: Bye 😀 Don't do this Miles.  I don't think I can take it.  Especially after DC's cancer scare. Billy's re-programming and Dec's descent into a Marquis De Sade charade which is becoming self destructive and tedious.  You are a steady hand, a magnetic North, a guiding light Miles. Don't throw it away. Greatness is within your grasp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Don't forget to pack your humongous schlong. Good riddance, dunce. Ever with the massive cock joke. (!)Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't do this Miles.  I don't think I can take it.  Especially after DC's cancer scare. Billy's re-programming and Dec's descent into a Marquis De Sade charade which is becoming self destructive and tedious.  You are a steady hand, a magnetic North, a guiding light Miles. Don't throw it away. Greatness is within your grasp. Opportunity knocks, Harold - there's a gap in the market for the biggest dick on the site, which I'm sure you can fulfil like a duck to water. That said, Pen really does echo a buoyant turd... so get in quick before it's too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Opportunity knocks, Harold - there's a gap in the market for the biggest dick on the site, which I'm sure you can fulfil like a duck to water. That said, Pen really does echo a buoyant turd... so get in quick before it's too late. I think it's a tragedy. Don't you see a brain drain is going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I think it's a tragedy. Don't you see a brain drain is going on? You and I both know that your two brain cells are more than capable of replacing Pen's solo effort on that front, so don't give me that old shit. I'm no investigative journalist with unequalled powers of perception, unlike the aforementioned tranny, but could your reticence about his imminent banning have anything to do with the fact that you'll then simultaneously be both the thickest and most decrepit wanker on this site and will subsequently inherit the enormous target that Pen has wielded valiantly on his 49 inch muscular chest for decades? You stupid old bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Lady P's knowledge of rail freight movements in the Crewe area is second to mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm no investigative journalist with unequalled powers of perception, unlike the aforementioned tranny, but could your reticence about his imminent banning have anything to do with the fact that you'll then simultaneously be both the thickest and most decrepit wanker on this site and will subsequently inherit the enormous target that Pen has wielded valiantly on his 49 inch muscular chest for decades? Probably more to do with Harold's catastrophic choices of horses to back. He threw his weight behind the Greek shortly before his utter humiliation and departure, then foolishly transferred his allegiance to Pen. A kind word from Harold is tantamount to a football manager receiving "the full support of the board." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 1 hour ago, Miles said: Bye 😀 What’s going on, Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 13 minutes ago, scotty said: Probably more to do with Harold's catastrophic choices of horses to back. At one point Harold was so far up Frank’s arse he could see Pen’s feet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 14 minutes ago, White Cunt said: What’s going on, Pen? Pen threatened to top himself after being exposed for the world's worst ever doxxing attempt. As soon as he realised that wouldn't wash, he decided to change tack by starting to act all nonchalant. Now, in anticipation of his imminent ban, he's loudly declaring that he's off on his own accord because he doesn't want to wait for the inevitable evisceration by Roops. In other words, a normal Tuesday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 5 hours ago, Miles said: Bye 😀 Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 15 hours ago, ratcum said: Lady P's knowledge of rail freight movements in the Crewe area is second to mine You must be that Chris Hughes off ‘Eggheads’.  I quite fancy that tubby blonde one, Beth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You must be that Chris Hughes off ‘Eggheads’.  I quite fancy that tubby blonde one, Beth. 'Ol Beth looks like she'd enjoy tying a bloke to the bed and jumping up and down on his bollocks in red stilettos till she drew blood. Having said that if she wanted to give me a quick nosh whilst wearing those horn rimmed spectacles please give her my number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 16 hours ago, Miles said: Bye 😀 Are you dying or is this a cry for help? Would it not be better to just fade away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 13 minutes ago, Neil said: 'Ol Beth looks like she'd enjoy tying a bloke to the bed and jumping up and down on his bollocks in red stilettos till she drew blood. Having said that if she wanted to give me a quick nosh whilst wearing those horn rimmed spectacles please give her my number. I’ve just googled her, and she’s fucking piled it on lately. When she joined Eggheads she was what I would describe as ‘voluptuous’.  Since then she seems to have supplemented her diet with another 2 or 3 concurrent diets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I think she's probably overdosed on squirt, she looks like she might partake from the furry cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 16 hours ago, Decimus said: You and I both know that your two brain cells are more than capable of replacing Pen's solo effort on that front, so don't give me that old shit. I'm no investigative journalist with unequalled powers of perception, unlike the aforementioned tranny, but could your reticence about his imminent banning have anything to do with the fact that you'll then simultaneously be both the thickest and most decrepit wanker on this site and will subsequently inherit the enormous target that Pen has wielded valiantly on his 49 inch muscular chest for decades? You stupid old bastard. I still pray for the day DC makes a full recove.... er, sorry scrub that.* The day Miles comes back. * dies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve just googled her, and she’s fucking piled it on lately. When she joined Eggheads she was what I would describe as ‘voluptuous’.  Since then she seems to have supplemented her diet with another 2 or 3 concurrent diets. Is it still hosted by Jeremy Whine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 What exactly happened here lads? I don't think she's joking, just noticed a goodbye PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What exactly happened here lads? I don't think she's joking, just noticed a goodbye PM. Does it mention suicide, perchance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What exactly happened here lads? I don't think she's joking, just noticed a goodbye PM. He fed Reptyle details of who he thought Wolfie was via PM, knowing full well what would happen. Within minutes Reptyle had changed his avatar and screen name and was trying to doxx Wolfie openly. It doesn't matter to me that the pair of idiots got the identity wrong, the intention was there, and Pen instead of having the bottle to do it himself used Reptyle as a patsy. To compound it all, after getting caught he tried to get sympathy by claiming that I was driving him to suicide, and I imagine his PM to you was probably full of tales of victimhood. Pen is scum, nasty and pure. We all take the piss, tear strips off of each other and say things that are well beyond the pale. But to try and reveal the identity behind the avatar, especially in this day and age on the internet, is totally unforgivable. Reptyle is a twat, but he's a young easily excited puppy who has been set up to do Pen's dirty work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Just now, scotty said: Does it mention suicide, perchance? Fuck, sorry. No, nowt like that, just a goodbye, going to get on with my life, had enough of the site, etc. Didn't mean to word it like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Just now, Roadkill said: Fuck, sorry. No, nowt like that, just a goodbye, going to get on with my life, had enough of the site, etc. Didn't mean to word it like that. Don't worry RK, Scotty didn't mean that, he was referring to Pen's comment about suicide last night after being exposed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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