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What the fuck is this nursery school shit, Fender? A fucking ball peen hammer?! Mallets?! Can't even see the one in the middle under the note, but I hope, for the preservation of your reputation, its a claw hammer with at least a bit of scalp clinging to it...

These are just some i had around the house, the claw hammers and sledgehammer are at work and in the shed. The knife is razor sharp.

16 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

These are just some i had around the house, the claw hammers and sledgehammer are at work and in the shed. The knife is razor sharp.

As are some of my kitchen knives. Your collection can be found in millions of tool sheds around the country, so what is this, a celebration of being average?

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

As are some of my kitchen knives. Your collection can be found in millions of tool sheds around the country, so what is this, a celebration of being average?

I'm disappointed with the knives. The top one is a bizarre combination of a stamped, clip-point Bowie blade, with an awful non indexable handle, finished with gaudy, cheap die-cast guard and pommel. 

The smaller knife is a 'Franklin Mint' folder from the Native American series, and serves no purpose other than ornamental.

@Jake The Muss. Get rid of those ornaments. I can hook you up with a Fairbairn Sykes and a Buck 110.

Nice fixed blade clip point hunter, Fends!  

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm disappointed with the knives. The top one is a bizarre combination of a stamped, clip-point Bowie blade, with an awful non indexable handle, finished with gaudy, cheap die-cast guard and pommel. 

The smaller knife is a 'Franklin Mint' folder from the Native American series, and serves no purpose other than ornamental.

@Jake The Muss. Get rid of those ornaments. I can hook you up with a Fairbairn Sykes and a Buck 110.

This is just a few things around the house Eric, the bigger hardware such as tanks and artillery guns and a couple of rare swords are at an undisclosed location.

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

As are some of my kitchen knives. Your collection can be found in millions of tool sheds around the country, so what is this, a celebration of being average?

Once again, your moderation skills are formidable.

I guess you're above average in your own mind.

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm disappointed with the knives. The top one is a bizarre combination of a stamped, clip-point Bowie blade, with an awful non indexable handle, finished with gaudy, cheap die-cast guard and pommel. 

The smaller knife is a 'Franklin Mint' folder from the Native American series, and serves no purpose other than ornamental.

@Jake The Muss. Get rid of those ornaments. I can hook you up with a Fairbairn Sykes and a Buck 110.

The top knife is Spanish and it's very well made, i have had that one for many years, the red tint is blood that i couldn't clean off.

1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Nice fixed blade clip point hunter, Fends!  

 

Are you fucking mental? That's a bit of Turkish, mild steel tourist shop crap.

I'm starting a 'weapon awareness' class. You and fender are mandatorily enrolled! 

2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

The top knife is Spanish and it's very well made, i have had that one for many years, the red tint is blood that i couldn't clean off.

It's bloody well not. It's copper base layer for the chrome plate, which you accidentally exposed while you were going at it with wire wool. It's a fucking tent peg! 

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm disappointed with the knives. The top one is a bizarre combination of a stamped, clip-point Bowie blade, with an awful non indexable handle, finished with gaudy, cheap die-cast guard and pommel. 

The smaller knife is a 'Franklin Mint' folder from the Native American series, and serves no purpose other than ornamental.

@Jake The Muss. Get rid of those ornaments. I can hook you up with a Fairbairn Sykes and a Buck 110.

Knives are for fatherless teenage bastards and B grade pimps, anyway

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you fucking mental? That's a bit of Turkish, mild steel tourist shop crap.

I'm starting a 'weapon awareness' class. You and fender are mandatorily enrolled! 

It's bloody well not. It's copper base layer for the chrome plate, which you accidentally exposed while you were going at it with wire wool. It's a fucking tent peg! 

 

That's not true Eric, i will try and take a better picture of the blade.

3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Knives are for fatherless teenage bastards and B grade pimps, anyway

Knifes are not my thing RK, just had them lying around and chucked them in the picture, i always stick to the hammers.

2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

That's not true Eric, i will try and take a better picture of the blade.

It's crap. It's got cast furniture Fends. I collect this shit, I've got Himalayan Damascus, going up to hand forged Malay Parang's.

that is tourist trap, wall-hanger quality. 

I don't mean to patronise or offend you. But I fear your expertise to be more, 'hammer based'.

Just now, Jake The Muss said:

Knifes are not my thing RK, just had them lying around and chucked them in the picture, i always stick to the hammers.

Good. Blunt force is always more effective than a narrow and piercing point of impact, unless the wielder is pathetically weak and sickly and the victim is pathetic enough to stand around and let a piddling little thing like blood loss or punctured vitals finish them off without using their last moments to gouge their enemy's eyes out, leaving them to suffer a far worse fate than death.

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's crap. It's got cast furniture Fends. I collect this shit, I've got Himalayan Damascus, going up to hand forged Malay Parang's.

that is tourist trap, wall-hanger quality. 

I don't mean to patronise or offend you. But I fear your expertise to be more, 'hammer based'.

I'm not offended Eric, you appear more of a knife man than me, goes without saying, i prefer hammer time.

1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said:

Once again, your moderation skills are formidable.

I guess you're above average in your own mind.

Concur with both statements Jake.

I can keep my Admin/mod role separate from the rough and tumble of normal forum discourse, its a shame that you can't.

On 13/09/2019 at 21:53, Mrs Roops said:

Concur with both statements Jake.

I can keep my Admin/mod role separate from the rough and tumble of normal forum discourse, its a shame that you can't.

I'm not a moderator, so i only have one role on here.

Silly drunk prat.

4 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

I'm not a moderator, so i only have one role on here.

Silly drunk prat.

Poor Fends, its took you nearly forty-eights hours to think of a riposte. The sad part is that your misconstruction wasn't deliberate..

17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Poor Fends, its took you nearly forty-eights hours to think of a riposte. The sad part is that your misconstruction wasn't deliberate..

I was making a sandwich, besides all i did was correct you.

You stand corrected, enjoy.

2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

I was making a sandwich, besides all i did was correct you.

You stand corrected, enjoy.

Its no good being obtuse Fends, deliberate or otherwise...

On a more positive note its good to see the Omega-3 supplements are starting to work, you've more than halved the response time, so well done you.