Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 - Is this cunt for real???? And how on earth can anyone find him attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 He gives me the fucking horn! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 A friend of mine played golf with Anton du Beke at Wentworth in a corporate event and said he was great company and a canny golfer off about 7 or 8 handicap.Wentworth is a great test but no match for the great seaside links courses. Wentworth has always had dubious "showbiz" crowd at the club with Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Tarbuck having been members in the past.It's rather new money and full of the white belt with mauve slacks brigade.Utter cunts. I'd rather join the Taliban than join such a club. Golf is for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 No it isn't tosspot. Ball- room dancing is. I agree that ballroom dancing is for poofters, but you have to wear the queerest of clothes to play at any decent club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Cunt looks like Rob Brydon after he's just discovered an unguarded sheep pen. Never once have i seen him without a cheesy shit-eating grin on his fuck-rough mug. I'd love to roundhouse him off a cliff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 I always thought he looked like the bastard child of Bruce Forsythe and Edwina Currie, the unfortunate cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 The pretentious cunt changed his name by deed poll from Tony Beke. Looking at his fucking massive hooter, Anton Du Beak may have been more appropriate. Wasn't a stat dec good enough for him then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Fortunately I'm a member of three clubs so I've no need.It's a market!!!Heaven - 1/3The Monday Club - EvensBatley and Castleford Working Man's Club - 500/1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 What's up with the "Du" in Anton Berk's name? Fucking outré joke this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 What's up with the "Du" in Anton Berk's name? Fucking outré joke this. Like Amanda de Cadenet? Omelette du fromage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Like Amanda de Cadenet? Omelette du fromage! He's such a little fake Frenchie from Sevenoaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 It's like calling your daughter Chardonnay. Adds a bit of class and distinction. I've decided to change my own name accordingly.I was saying the same thing to my kids, Mm-Denone and Dado-Rail only the other day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 He's such a little fake Frenchie from Sevenoaks. And he looks like Rob Brydon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 It's like calling your daughter Chardonnay. Adds a bit of class and distinction. I've decided to change my own name accordingly. I am Kenny Du Jour today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 A friend of mine played golf with Anton du Beke at Wentworth in a corporate event and said he was great company and a canny golfer off about 7 or 8 handicap.Wentworth is a great test but no match for the great seaside links courses. Wentworth has always had dubious "showbiz" crowd at the club with Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Tarbuck having been members in the past.It's rather new money and full of the white belt with mauve slacks brigade.Utter cunts. I'd rather join the Taliban than join such a club. I made par at the last 4 holes when I played, however, my attire let me down. No plus fours, or yellow and blue diamond patterned jumper. I couldn't even afford a tray of caviar blinis in the clubhouse ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 I made par at the last 4 holes when I played, however, my attire let me down. No plus fours, or yellow and blue diamond patterned jumper. I couldn't even afford a tray of caviar blinis in the clubhouse ?I started the day off with a nice 69Nothing to do with golf - just me being a big old love-Albatross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 I started the day off with a nice 69 Nothing to do with golf - just me being a big old love-Albatross You dirty bastard Jiggers. Were you wearing plus fours ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scabies Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 yous cunts sez cunt isa cunt cunt e must b football telly to nigt she coocks giv boooz alnigt fuck gutz l8rs HAHA fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 yous cunts sez cunt isa cunt cunt e must b football telly to nigt she coocks giv boooz alnigt fuck gutz l8rs HAHA fuckers I totally agree with what you're saying... If what you're trying to say in this incomprehensible bollocks is that you're going to kill yourself post haste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 yous cunts sez cunt isa cunt cunt e must b football telly to nigt she coocks giv boooz alnigt fuck gutz l8rs HAHA fuckers I totally agree with what you're saying... If what you're trying to say in this incomprehensible bollocks is that you're going to kill yourself post haste. I'm guessing that using big words like "incomprehensible" will be lost on him. Illiterate cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 yous cunts sez cunt isa cuntcunt e must b football telly to nigtshe coocks giv boooz alnigt fuck gutz l8rs HAHA fuckersWell I for one appreciate what you bring to the party - in a random, mentalist kind of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 On 26/11/2014 at 6:16 PM, JackoTC said: I made par at the last 4 holes when I played, however, my attire let me down. No plus fours, or yellow and blue diamond patterned jumper. I couldn't even afford a tray of caviar blinis in the clubhouse ? Plus 2's are the correct attire.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Plus 2's are the correct attire.... Plus Argos MDF body box would suit you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: Plus Argos MDF body box would suit you. Do you expect me to google that to to unearth your fetishes ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: Plus 2's are the correct attire.... Plus 2s. I'm guessing that's some sort of special game you play in the toilets of the 19th hole with special friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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