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Thandie (Thandiwe) Newton -THE CHOSEN ONE
BuggerLugs replied to camberwell gypsy's topic in The Corner
Much better. Keep this up and you'll be heading up the clique in no time. -
Wolfie, I tested positive for Covid earlier, so I'm in the pub drowning the cunt. I feel better already.
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That'll be fine, but shave the ferret first.
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I sincerely hope it's cancer, but alas, I suspect that your current dilemma is simply down to your poor choice of fisting butter.
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Never mind all that shit and pay attention. True story. I did my last tour at RAF Marham back in the late 80's, I once caught one of the local bumpkins bumming his sister in the woods beside Swaffham banger raceway. 1 week later she gave birth to a fat albino turnip who went on to become Prime Minister. Rejoice in our diversity.
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No idea.... Idiot. Fuck off.
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Exactly the practical qualities appreciated by Northern savages such as mesen. Top bird and most likely also dead handy in a WMC pitched battle over ownership of a pint and an effective stonewaller in the benefits office. Don't suppose you have her number?
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I would. With proper handling this bird would be a viable domestic asset and mother of 12.
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My fireplace thrives on old tyres, the ubiquitous chimney fire is extinguished in minutes by the prompt despatch of Mrs. Lugs aloft with a bucket of 5 times recycled bog water, she then spends the next 6 hours cleaning up her fucking mess, the filthy inconsiderate cunt. Fuck off Gazprom.
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....shatter the illusion of integrity. RIP "Professor " Neil Peart.
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Easy, flog your bedsit and buy both my 4 and 3 bed semi and detached houses in the commuter belt near Leeds. Rental income is improving up here. PS. Just had all the Artex dealt with in the semi and a nice new multi-fuel stove installed. HTH.
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Bill, I like you, mostly because you're not quite as thick as your Southern neighbours. Get yerself and yer fellow Brits over here pronto, we need you.
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I like Tu, it's decent quality and I have several items in my inventory, only sale items though, never full price.
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Apology accepted. I'm a Yorkshireman and therefore, a tight cunt. The jeans are mine, compound that with the fact that Mrs. Lugs is also an Asda "colleague", therefore I gain an extra 10% off a 2 pairs for 12 quid deal. What about that?
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Stubbs, I've been out all afternoon on the pretence of exchanging a pair of jeans from George @ Asda. I'm fucking splattered and I seem to have returned home with the same keks....The missus is watching Gogglebox and ignoring me, please don't make my predicament worse by confusing me with Eddie.
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Fuck off Roops.
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Agreed. It should be solely reserved for the use of black people.
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Vile cunt. Earthworm canapés?
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I'll raise you a Long Covid.
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The stupid sinister cunt is also following me and sending PM's.....I'm at a bit of a loss OCR, my defences are crumbling, in fact I'm so peturbed, I'm seriously contemplating a pair of heavily used, tan, double monks by John Lobb on eBay. They need re-soling, but I think I can stretch to that. @Eddie, please help me. I think I'm going to need some homeless skint cunt coaching.
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Little fat ugly talent-vacuum exits stage left.
BuggerLugs replied to Dyslexic cnut's topic in The Corner
The same might be said of a left hand amputee attempting a counter clockwise auto reach around. I've been down the pub again. -
Elize Ryd,oooof, yes......That's how you do metal, punk, other stuff fusion. Epic.
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Uncanny....My campaign slogan for 2024, representing the Northern Clique.