BuggerLugs

Much better. Keep this up and you'll be heading up the clique in no time.

Wolfie, I tested positive for Covid earlier, so I'm in the pub drowning the cunt. I feel better already.

That'll be fine, but shave the ferret first.

I sincerely hope it's cancer, but alas, I suspect that your current dilemma is simply down to your poor choice of fisting butter.

Never mind all that shit and pay attention. True story. I did my last tour at RAF Marham back in the late 80's, I once caught one of the local bumpkins bumming his sister in the woods beside Swaffham banger raceway. 1 week later she gave birth to a fat albino turnip who went on to become Prime Minister. Rejoice in our diversity.

No idea.... Idiot. Fuck off.

Exactly the practical qualities appreciated by Northern savages such as mesen. Top bird and most likely also dead handy in a WMC pitched battle over ownership of a pint and an effective stonewaller in the benefits office. Don't suppose you have her number?

I would. With proper handling this bird would be a viable domestic asset and mother of 12.

My fireplace thrives on old tyres, the ubiquitous chimney fire is extinguished in minutes by the prompt despatch of Mrs. Lugs aloft with a bucket of 5 times recycled bog water, she then spends the next 6 hours cleaning up her fucking mess, the filthy inconsiderate cunt. Fuck off Gazprom.

....shatter the illusion of integrity. RIP "Professor " Neil Peart.

Easy, flog your bedsit and buy both my 4 and 3 bed semi and detached houses in the commuter belt near Leeds. Rental income is improving up here. PS. Just had all the Artex dealt with in the semi and a nice new multi-fuel stove installed. HTH.

Bill, I like you, mostly because you're not quite as thick as your Southern neighbours. Get yerself and yer fellow Brits over here pronto, we need you.

I like Tu, it's decent quality and I have several items in my inventory, only sale items though, never full price.

Apology accepted. I'm a Yorkshireman and therefore, a tight cunt. The jeans are mine, compound that with the fact that Mrs. Lugs is also an Asda "colleague", therefore I gain an extra 10% off a 2 pairs for 12 quid deal. What about that?

Stubbs, I've been out all afternoon on the pretence of exchanging a pair of jeans from George @ Asda. I'm fucking splattered and I seem to have returned home with the same keks....The missus is watching Gogglebox and ignoring me, please don't make my predicament worse by confusing me with Eddie.

Fuck off Roops.

Agreed. It should be solely reserved for the use of black people.

Vile cunt. Earthworm canapés?

I'll raise you a Long Covid.

The stupid sinister cunt is also following me and sending PM's.....I'm at a bit of a loss OCR, my defences are crumbling, in fact I'm so peturbed, I'm seriously contemplating a pair of heavily used, tan, double monks by John Lobb on eBay. They need re-soling, but I think I can stretch to that. @Eddie, please help me. I think I'm going to need some homeless skint cunt coaching.

The same might be said of a left hand amputee attempting a counter clockwise auto reach around. I've been down the pub again.

Elize Ryd,oooof, yes......That's how you do metal, punk, other stuff fusion. Epic.

Uncanny....My campaign slogan for 2024, representing the Northern Clique.

Aah.....Soz.

A carpet.