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ELC, I'm warming to you, keep this up and I may bung you a like.

There you go.

And you'd pay her for it.

Which 4 tunes do you suppose they've accumulated you thick cunt?

Izal renaissance? I hope not.

Brings a nostalgic tear to my eye, Saturday night meltdowns. Halcyon days eh?

Keep it up Baz....One last push, you're almost there.

If I was admin, your spastic frame would be amongst the first on the pyre.

Eric, after expending a lengthy hiatus from the corner, I'm feeling inclined to make a spectacular return and assist in a Special Cleansing Operation (SCO). Who's cunt do we kick in first?

You spelt cock wrong.

I suspect you've had many a rat up your drainpipe. How's Withers?

The Planet of the Apes documentaries were an eye opener. I'm watching Friday Night Live on C4, it's fucking shit, so nothing new there apart from a guest appearance by Pen on the electric piano.

Baked bean orange.

Steady...

Clearly not. 62 pages of this shite and no end in sight. @Eddie, be a good chap, confiscate her fucking phone and treat her to some BBC action pronto.

Hah! I knew it, you Proddy cunt!

Eric, stop this nonsense. Have you had a brain fart? There's only one place to bury the hatchet with cunts like this and it's in the physical harm sense, not under the old oak tree. Christ, next thing, you'll be out on a pride march. I'm travelling tomorrow to Berwick-upon-Tweed to buy a pair of exploding trousers to gift to my errant brother in law, I expect the Judge to be in a total meltdown loop upon my return.

I miss those halcyon days.

Concise and forthright as ever. Ta.

Eric, help me out. I've been fucking hammered during the platijubbs shenanigans and it seems I missed some interesting shit. Please be concise as my cognitive functions are still somewhat hazy. Ta.

Much as I empathise with your objections to her electability based on personality, I have to say that I prefer her real life qualifications over the bog standard, public school, Oxbridge, Barrister, political class entry requirements. Please God, send us another Maggie.

It's a quiet suburb of London between Brixton and Peckham, you'll fit right in, Eddie lives there.

I was born in Sheffield, the middle one of 14 Little cunts. My dad was a professional ferret sexer and my mother was a disabled part time paratrooper. A lump of tenderised tractor tyre was a treat and went a long way in them days, you don't know you're fucking born. Fuck off.

And his trousers are too short.

Epic, sober as a Judge and I can barely type for laughing.