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BuggerLugs

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  1. 13 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

    Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by  an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel.

    An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised.

    Our national interests need protection!

    Izal renaissance? I hope not.

  2. 1 hour ago, Basil said:

    What would I be apologising for? Taking issue with your views about taking young boys into the woods?

    You knew exactly what you were posting, and it's implications so stop hiding behind your gibberish and fuck right off the site.

    Keep it up Baz....One last push, you're almost there.

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  3. On 21/01/2024 at 22:35, Eric Cuntman said:

    I’m getting near the end of my patient and kind thing with some of these little fucking cunts.

    Eric, after expending a lengthy hiatus from the corner,  I'm feeling inclined to make a spectacular return and assist in a Special Cleansing Operation (SCO).

    Who's cunt do we kick in first? 

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  4. 5 hours ago, Frank said:

    I’ve allowed you to post freely over the past few months. Start a sentence with ‘So’ again and I’ll be onto you like a rat up a drainpipe. 

    I suspect you've had many a rat up your drainpipe. 

    How's Withers?

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  5. 43 minutes ago, Decimus said:

    The get up and go gibbons, however, evolved into human beings and created all the nice things that we love".

    The End.

     

    The Planet of the Apes documentaries were an eye opener.

    I'm watching Friday Night Live on C4, it's fucking shit, so nothing new there apart from a guest appearance by Pen on the electric piano. 

  6. 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    If he wants to bury the hatchet, I'll talk to him. Other than that he can go fuck himself. 

    Eric, stop this nonsense. Have you had a brain fart?

    There's only one place to bury the hatchet with cunts like this and it's in the physical harm sense, not under the old oak tree. Christ, next thing, you'll be out on a pride march.

    I'm travelling tomorrow to Berwick-upon-Tweed to buy a pair of exploding trousers to gift to my errant brother in law, I expect the Judge to be in a total meltdown loop upon my return. 

  7. 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    Punkape did his usual agent provocateur routine, Decs and Eddie decided to play along, Carl decided to defend a fictional character. Accusations of nonce/beast/paedo were liberally applied to the affected area... which was then nuked from orbit by admin and the accusers ghosted: status unknown. 

    I think that's about it.

    Concise and forthright as ever. Ta.

  8. On 28/04/2022 at 21:30, Decimus said:

    What qualifies her to be the deputy leader of the official party of opposition? She left school at 16 with no qualifications, shat out a kid that very same year then spent the rest of her career prior to 2015 wiping up shit and piss.

     

    Much as I empathise with your objections to her electability based on personality, I have to say that I prefer her real life qualifications over the bog standard, public school, Oxbridge, Barrister, political class entry requirements. 

    Please God, send us another Maggie.

     

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  9. 5 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

    'Chemistry' seems incongruous with 'Sheffield' doesn't it?, as does the word 'education'. All I ever heard in the entirety of the region were short men with pints of bitter, banging on about building new railways and the large tractor tyre they shared with the whole town for Christmas dinner in lieu of food they couldn't afford to buy.

    I was born in Sheffield, the middle one of 14 Little cunts. My dad was a professional ferret sexer and my mother was a disabled part time paratrooper. A lump of tenderised tractor tyre was a treat and went a long way in them days, you don't know you're fucking born.

    Fuck off.

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  10. 10 hours ago, Decimus said:

    A triple never mind that shit.

    I've had a damp, itchy arsehole for the past few weeks. I've squatted over a mirror and shoved my arse in Mrs D's unsuspecting face, and I can confirm that I haven't got worms. 

    A serious case of the farmers aside, is it cancer?

    I sincerely hope it's cancer, but alas, I suspect that your current dilemma is simply down to your poor choice of fisting butter.

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