Mike Hunt

How about "Uncle Ben goes to Iceland"?

Have you still got the link?

Only thing I remember about PETA is their anti-fur "I'd rather go naked" campaign, with some very tasty young ladies in the buff. I couldn't support it myself though as I have always thought Mrs H looks far better wearing fur.

Mrs Hunt's certainly not worth owning. She's a jock.

Good evening Frank. As a matter of fact we'll be going back to Skiathos again next month. Hopefully her walker won't be in bits when we arrive this time. Now what was that story you told me about someone you knew out there to do with a boat hire business?

I agree CH, I just don't get myself wound up any more like you are by not watching any TV. I'll watch whatever I want on YT and for unbiased reporting with no woke slant it's reuters.com.

'Bottom' line with Wragg is the timing. He'd have been suspended had this happened months earlier, but the Tories know they can't afford the fallout from any more by-election defeats/scandals, so they're pretending the whole concept of being a politically exposed person (what a phrase, lol) doesn't matter. That's the stupidity, believing the electorate are a bunch of non-thinking morons (although a worrying percentage are - whoever watches Gogglebox for starters).

Jesus H DC, you're giving me PTSD, that was me about 15 years ago. I trust to be absolutely clear in your mind you gave it a last shot with the old "I guess a bit of the old in and out's out of the question then?" At least now when Mrs H comes staggering through the kitchen door I know what to expect. We don't need a liquidiser any more - I just give her a pint glass and ask her to hold it with both hands while I pour a pint of milk, some strawberry syrup and ice cream on it. I then leave the contents to settle on the floor for the cleaner, (who's seriously fit), who comes once a week.

He was probably thinking she was Persia Monir's sister.

If any of those families could have read the runes on his shit-stained fingers, they'd have realised "I'm a sick child fucker" is a red light 🙄

The POTUSA and his military/decision makers possibly, but not ordinary people.

Anyone else remember the jubilant reaction footage from the Palestinians on 9/11?

Fuck that, she does that herself, I'm in a different bedroom thank God.

Sadly not, had planned on going out but the trimmings and giblets came out all over her bed last night so she decided to stay in to clean it up.

Is that what @ChildeHarold meant by "outdoor relief"?

Sadly not, she's a feisty woman who's sure to outlive me, based on cantankerousness stats.

That was most upsetting and particularly cuntish. You just reminded me of the freedom I could have had to pork any eligible 40-something+ woman and I'm now back in reality land ordering the incontinence pants.

I'm good thanks Eric, just trying to behave myself so I avoid the wrath of Fwank...

I was thinking she's more like the leper in Papillon.

Jesus wept, one day I might just get through 24 hours without seeing a noir.

https://facts.net/celebrity/23-fascinating-facts-about-richard-kiel/ I know she's not 7ft 2 but you can see the family resemblance.

When you grow up child and become a man then you'll know.

They can't complain

Can't understand why Citroën took it on. Or why Vauxhall choose to brand a car after a naff 70s aftershave. Back on topic, I've never seen that Batman woman in the same room as John Sergeant or Jo Brand.

Sun Pat peanut butter! I even wrote to them asking why they make it nigh on impossible to get a knife/spoon/anything into the curved bits and why it's shaped like it is. Their answer? "It's shaped like a peanut". I couldn't give a shit if it's shaped like a cock as long as I can get the effing contents out.