Trucking Funt

Because the grassing little bender will give you AIDS.

The only "friends" you've got are the trans dom ones you find on grindr.

Have you ever driven an HGV or are you afraid it might be too complicated for somebody who cleans the toilets at his local golf club?

I'm not in the same industry as Sutcliffe. He was a lorry driver you god bothering imbecile.

Don't associate me with your bender's disease. Has your African boyfriend been deported back to Rwanda yet?

From the Catholic cunt whose church is riddled with raving sodomites. What does Roops' rectum taste like, you fucking weasel?

Are you aware that sodomising minors is illegal and Catholicism is the church of Satan? Just checking.

Where to, Wigan? You Scouse pikey.

Watcha gonna do, tell cocky about me? Fuck off!

Were they boring the bar staff to suicide by endlessly droning on about the beeeetelz and the Scottie road between attempts to rob the till?

Of course you do my little scouse goblin.

This has probably been covered already but I don't give a fuck and can't be bothered searching for a thread. Once again these criminal vermin have made utter cunts of themselves by attempting to cause another Hillsborough outside the Stade de France. I must offer my heartfelt congratulations to the frogs for tear gassing the filth and kicking the shit out of them. The only criticism I have is that they didn't hose every scouser present down with machine guns and give self pity city something to really cry about so the rest of us English can laugh at them. Comments @Dyslexic cnut?

No but I bet the poor cunt will take one look at Liverpool and wish they were still in the Donbas.

I do apologise for my extended absence Eric but I just couldn't take any more of the utterly mundane bollocks posted on here by certain punters. I decided to liven things up and joined the Adolf Hitler battalion in Ukraine. I flayed a couple of Russkie tank drivers alive with a swiss army knife and I feel better now.

I know being a scouser makes you fucking thick so I won't bother trying to explain it to you again. You cunts should all be exterminated to raise the national average IQ level. In fact, you filthy criminal scum should all be exterminated for booing the national anthem. Fuck off!