Trucking Funt

I've got a tenner that says France uses this to demand that it replaces the UK in the Deputy Supreme Allied Commander role at NATO as a consolation prize for their destroyed ego. It's fucking grated them that they have to play third fiddle since they came back 43 years after another screaming fit led to De Gaulle pulling them out. As for being opportunistic, the UK will take no lectures from those sly fuckers after they sold exocets to the Argies knowing full well they were gearing up for a rumble with the UK over the Falklands and illegally extended a ban on British beef for six years to give their lazy twat farmers a commercial advantage. We should have left the snail gargling cunts to rot under Hitler.

The posturing from these garlic munching cunts is hilarious. I notice the cunts didn't withdraw their ambassador from the UK. Probably has something to do with the SAS fighting their neo-colonial war for them in Mali which is preventing their uranium supplies just across the border in Niger being overrun.

Clean the flecks of spittle from your screen Matron, this is basic sub stuff if you have an interest in such things. I'm sure you're fountain of information on steam trains and Fred Dibnah's Y-fronts. Each to their own. I'm not judgemental. The Norfolk navy yards might build the surface ships but nearly all US subs are built by General Dynamics in Groton, Connecticut, the maintenance takes place at Norfolk. Perhaps you should stay away from Wikipedia Matron as it is just getting you even more confused. Anyhow, when Boris visits down under after Chinky plague subsides, I'm sure he will pay you a visit there in WA to tell you how great it will be now you're back under Blighty's protection and how we've cut out the EU cancer back home. Their citizens are fucking off in droves now. Give it a few years and we might bring back the imperial preference system as well or to use its modern name CANZUK. We'll have the Chinks out in no time at all. Let's make Australia white again.

I'm probably teaching grandma to suck eggs but don't invest in any Chinese property companies. Their biggest one Evergrande is about to go tits up owing $300 billion and not even the Chinese government can bail the fucker out because the rest of the pack will expect the same when the dominos start to fall as expected. I might see if there is a punt on Chinese property auction houses. Business could be looking up.

Oh it will take a few years but India has got big plans if Narendra Modi can stay in power and stay alive. The west is finally coming to the conclusion that China is about as trustworthy as Jimmy Savile running a creche and have to move their manufacturing bases somewhere else so I wouldn't be surprised if serious money starts getting pumped into India over the next several years. I believe Samsung has already fucked China off and moved its main production plant to Uttar Pradesh. Usually the Koreans are ahead of the curve on this type of thing so I would expect the Yanks will move everything en masse soon to take advantage of the ample supply of cheap child labour and fuck all in the way of employment laws.

True but there's too many greedy business owning cunts who wouldn't even dream of doing so unless there was a government trade embargo. I can see it coming though if India and Indonesia get their acts together and start offering an alternative to Chinese made crap.

I think this is a warning to Winnie the pooh to stay the fuck away from Taiwan and if they don't heed it, Japan, South Korea, Malaysia, the Philippines and Vietnam will be armed to the teeth as well because the Afghan money pit fund can easily find a new home. This agreement of course opens the door for US and Royal Navy vessels to regularly operate out of Aussie ports which is going royally fuck with the Chinese navy's ability to make surprise appearances in waters around Australia, something they've have done on several occasions. It would be piss funny if one of their shitty destroyers broke apart fleeing from an Anglo/US patrol then the pictures got beamed around the world showing these fucking animals up for the paper tiger they really are.

Bummer! (No pun intended, of course.)

Oh dear Matron! You seem a little confused. It isn't coming FROM Virginia, it might be coming from the Virginia class which is a type of US attack sub, you fucking imbecile. The likelihood however is that the Aussies will go with the Royal Navy's Astute class because it's cheaper and requires smaller crews. No doubt the Yanks will fill their boots by hybridising it with their reactors and weapons systems but I'm sure BAE systems will be doing most of the work down there in Adelaide seeing as they already have a yard set up to build Type 26 frigates for the Aussie navy as well. They might be paying for it all but we don't just sell this stuff to anyone and the RAN have a massive erection for the Astute. The Astute class is the deadliest attack sub in the world because of its superior detection systems and dive rate. Even the fucking yanks are scared of it after it humiliated their navy in a NATO exercise a few years back. Scott Morrison has landed Australia a good deal if that is the case. Of course I'm celebrating French humiliation, what true blooded Englishman wouldn't after the filthy cunts have spent the last 18 months flushing their illegal migrant toilet on us. Hopefully it will be the catalyst for that pompous little twat Macron getting the French equivalent of a P45 in April and some proper right wing government in France to clean the place up. Many French cities are starting to look like a Dakar slum which is why the illegals won't stay put. Spitting in Beijing's eye is most definitely the icing on the cake however. It sets us apart from the cowardly EU who have been sucking Comrade Xi's dick in the hope he will throw them a few scraps. It's a wonderful start for the British return to the far east as well. Hopefully the Chinky flu will clear up in time for HMS Queen Elizabeth carrier group to make a stop in Sydney harbour on the way home so a proper Union Jack can fly gloriously over the colonials just like it did in the good old days. Do they still hunt Abos in the outback? I'm sure the Admiral wouldn't mind a bit of sport while he's ashore.

Morning Matron. Are you feeling safer today now Boris has reimposed British hegemony over Australia?

Faggot.

The only thing I'm dreading now are all the sad cunts camping outside of Wimbledon for a week before it starts then BBC breakfast and Good Morning Britain desperate for something to fill their timeslots with go and interview the attention seeking weirdos who have nothing more to offer than "We'Re HeRe FoR OuR eMmA!!". Then all the "Henman hill" bollocks starts with people making utter cunts of themselves leaping into the air like a plutonium rod has been rammed up their arse at every point while screeching like a fucking a wildebeest being eaten alive by a pack of lions. I want all of these cunts rounded up two weeks before it starts and clubbed to death with tennis rackets to spare this country the embarrassment of their presence at an international event.

I couldn't have put it better myself. The penny is starting to drop in Whitehall that they're partly responsible for this as well because they've overregulated the fuck out of the haulage industry. There are an estimated 200,000 HGV drivers out there who have left the industry, a third of which have done so simply because the fucking bureaucracy is soul destroying. Added to all of the other drawbacks, who the fuck is going to want to subject themselves to that for two quid an hour above minimum wage unless they're desperate? I'm absolutely pissing myself now British drivers are holding a knife to the agencies and supermarket's throats because they will be dictating terms for the foreseeable future after years of being treated like dogs. In April, an old mate of mine left a company he had been working for after 8 years when the 10 year old shipping manager got a leary with him because he didn't follow the "designated route" for a couple of his drops. After telling him to fuck off and lose his virginity before lecturing somebody who has been at the game for 28 years, he's now working out of a Tesco distribution depot with a 72% pay increase and a small army of whippersnappers doing most of his paperwork for him plus more sociable hours to boot.

As the article states, the government has told businesses to hire and train British workers. The sooner they start doing this, the sooner they will have fuck all to moan about and piggy can go to market. The new immigration rules cannot be changed just to suit a bunch of greedy cunts who didn't bother to prepare for Brexit and are now throwing their toys out of the pram because they can't hire Poles and Romanians sleeping 20 to a house on subsistence wages. They've known for 5 years what was coming, fuck them! I hope the cunts get swine flu.

Looks like martial law down there is interfering with your access to reliable media Matron. I'll have to remember to give you regular updates on Australia's descent into totalitarianism so you never fail to be depressed about something. Hopefully you'll top yourself by Christmas, you trot knob polisher. Brexit is going fine. Divergence from the EU protection racket is fully underway and the UK is set to become the fastest growing economy in the G7 for the next two years. I'm pissing myself at the fast food industry's attempt to blackmail the government into allowing the tax dodging Euroscum back in to supposedly ease the HGV driver shortage. They're starting to get the message that they can't pay shit wages to British drivers anymore for what is often a gruelling occupation. There's a Brexit benefit for you. Not that it's any of your business because you don't fucking live here. Do us a favour will you and feed the crocodiles....with yourself.

Who rattled your medicine cabinet Matron? Shouldn't you be more worried about your local plod paying you a visit to make sure you've wiped your arse properly? I hear things are getting a bit draconian down there in kangaroo land with the filth murdering defenceless puppies. Mind how you go now.

What's wrong with standing for the national anthem?

Fuck off you commie bastard.

I would take a lot of what you read about Christopher Lee with a pinch of salt. He was an RAF intelligence officer attached to the SAS occasionally that much is true but he had fuck all to do with the sharp end of things. Historian Gavin Mortimer did some digging shortly after Lee died to find out what he got up to in WW2 and said he didn't exactly lie but he wasn't enthusiastic about putting the record straight on assumptions he had allowed people to form about his wartime service either.

Khasha Zwan. The guy was a fucking legend. Like RK said, he didn't give a fuck. I didn't get the literal translation of what he said to the goat fuckers who killed him because you need to know some Pashto poetry to get it but the consensus among the sand dwellers on youtube is that he was telling them that they had faces like a dog's arse at the very point that one passed the AK-47 to the other. He had more balls than half of the Afghan army put together.

I wouldn't be seen dead with you in a cemetery, never mind Cape Verde. Fuck off you scouse cunt.

Time of the month is it?

Snowflake? I'm not the one cowering from the thought police. If somebody was posting shit like kill all niggers and all coons should be in a zoo then I could see your point but shitting your knickers over "negress" is censorship at its worst.

When was the surrender to ANTIFA and BLM?

All of them hopefully. A group jump into a wood shredder would make required viewing. I might find their twitter accounts and give them some encouragement.