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Trucking Funt

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  1. Because the grassing little bender will give you AIDS.
  2. The only "friends" you've got are the trans dom ones you find on grindr.
  3. Have you ever driven an HGV or are you afraid it might be too complicated for somebody who cleans the toilets at his local golf club?
  4. I'm not in the same industry as Sutcliffe. He was a lorry driver you god bothering imbecile.
  5. Don't associate me with your bender's disease. Has your African boyfriend been deported back to Rwanda yet?
  6. From the Catholic cunt whose church is riddled with raving sodomites. What does Roops' rectum taste like, you fucking weasel?
  7. Are you aware that sodomising minors is illegal and Catholicism is the church of Satan? Just checking.
  8. Where to, Wigan? You Scouse pikey.
  9. Watcha gonna do, tell cocky about me? Fuck off!
  10. Were they boring the bar staff to suicide by endlessly droning on about the beeeetelz and the Scottie road between attempts to rob the till?
  11. Of course you do my little scouse goblin.
  12. This has probably been covered already but I don't give a fuck and can't be bothered searching for a thread. Once again these criminal vermin have made utter cunts of themselves by attempting to cause another Hillsborough outside the Stade de France. I must offer my heartfelt congratulations to the frogs for tear gassing the filth and kicking the shit out of them. The only criticism I have is that they didn't hose every scouser present down with machine guns and give self pity city something to really cry about so the rest of us English can laugh at them. Comments @Dyslexic cnut?
  13. No but I bet the poor cunt will take one look at Liverpool and wish they were still in the Donbas.
  14. I do apologise for my extended absence Eric but I just couldn't take any more of the utterly mundane bollocks posted on here by certain punters. I decided to liven things up and joined the Adolf Hitler battalion in Ukraine. I flayed a couple of Russkie tank drivers alive with a swiss army knife and I feel better now.
  15. I know being a scouser makes you fucking thick so I won't bother trying to explain it to you again. You cunts should all be exterminated to raise the national average IQ level. In fact, you filthy criminal scum should all be exterminated for booing the national anthem. Fuck off!
  16. Even if harsh gun control laws were introduced by the federal government many states would pull every stunt in the book to avoid enforcing them. The litigation would be never ending. Then you have the inevitable carnage as Billy Ray and his cousins from Alabama refuse to hand over their weapons when their gun permits are revoked owing to multiple psychological problems caused by generations of sister shagging. The ATF would be having a Waco every week.
  17. By memorabilia, do you mean a couple of UVF pins of the type that were being sold on Ebay a few years back? It was actually an air RIFLE that was found so unlikely to have been used in this escapade and the drugs found was (and I quote) "a small quantity of cannabis". Owning a balaclava isn't illegal so that just leaves the £100,000 in cash. The guy charged owns a gym, so what's the bets that he's one of the UVF's middle rankers doing some naughty steroid dealing on the side and the PSNI are clutching at straws? 20 quid says this bollocks gets dropped before trial and his money gets confiscated.
  18. Just one foot soldier Paddy, only another 12999 to go. The main thing is, simple Simon will be watching his step when he comes to NI now. All that's needed now is for fat Mary Lou to get her hideous face blown off by a resurgent UFF and the real games will begin. As your man Gerry once said "they haven't gone away you know".
  19. Is the condolences for Hitler book still open at the Dail Paddy?
  20. I'm sure that speccy twat has been pondering on how much explosive you can fit into the back of a Vauxhall Vivaro during the last few hours. Something tells me that we won't be seeing as much of him in the north from now on.
  21. I see that gobshite Coveney couldn't wait to fuck off south of the border when he received a calling card from the UVF. Just a rehearsal Paddy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-northern-ireland-60873059
  22. The era of the tank is over. They're easy game for NLAWs and Javelins even more so for armed drones like the Reaper which can be armed with hellfire missiles. Still no sign of their T-14 Armatas though. The Russians were telling any cunt who cared to listen a few years back what a game changer it was. Word has it, the fuckers keep breaking down because the engines are underpowered for the weight of the chassis and the crews are thrashing the bollocks out of them to get up to 30mph and the gearboxes are complete wank. Their attack helicopters are not faring much better either. Despite the Mi-24 getting routinely twatted by Stinger missiles during the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan, the Russians still haven't fixed its main design flaw which is that the turbine exhaust is only 3 feet below the main rotors. The exact thing a surface to air missile's infra red targeting system would lock onto. The whole fucking thing disintegrates if it gets hit.
  23. Isn't that what Putin is doing to Russia? The UK alone has got a quarter of a trillion in Russian assets under lock and key. Russia's annual GDP is 1.5 trillion. The rouble is now worth fuck all and he can't sell any debt bonds to pay for public services. Interest rates are at 20% and he'll have to raise them even more soon. Just about every western owned business is pulling out of Russia which will mean mass lay offs and millions applying for unemployment benefits he can't pay. How long until people can't afford to even pay for food and riots start? The only thing he's got is energy money but that won't cover his overheads for long. His army is getting the shit kicked out of it and is abandoning its heavy equipment left, right and centre because he can't keep it fuelled and fed. Soon wounded soldiers will start arriving home telling their relatives how Russian generals are getting picked off for fun and the mighty Russian army's tanks are burning wrecks littering the roads of Ukraine because they're sitting ducks for modern NATO anti tank weaponry. How long until Putin can't keep a lid on it anymore and his reserves start to mutiny because they don't want to get turned into a pile of dog food to serve the ego of a paranoid old man who can't let the USSR go? Zelensky has got the economic might of the west behind him, Putin's got a half hearted China who is getting embarrassed by its association with him. Russia may be able to destroy Ukraine's cities but its population are prepared to fight to the death for the ruins and any Russian should know what that did for kraut morale at Stalingrad.
  24. I think he'll see it out. If the Russians kill him, he's a martyr. If they capture him and put him on "trial" like Putin has threatened to do, the west is going pour through every Russian attack on civilian areas and hand the lot to the international war crimes tribunal with a view to indicting Putin and his generals. From what I can gather, there is no way out of Kiev by air now so if he was going, I think he would have done it already. On a slightly different note, I've just seen 6ft 10in Vitali Klitschko dressed in battle fatigues carrying a general purpose machine gun. I suspect he may be planning an Arnold style rampage in a last ditch attempt to halt the Russian advance.
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