Hammer of Cunts

Until '96, I lived in a cottage with no hot water, no bathroom and an Elsan bog up the garden. The rent was only four quid a week though. I stayed for over thirty years.

That was quite a good one, if a bit contrived. You still haven't got he hang of the puctuation though.

Haven't you got anything better to do?

Any rural area, if even mildly scenic is now infested with these urban shits; locals have to live in poxy "starter homes" built on filled-in waste sites, the pubs are all selling wierd gastro experiences. Every flat in the market towns either has a little plastic Air b&b key box or is a weekend cottage. These cunts seem to think that a pointlessly large 4x4 is de rigeur outside the M25; we just laugh at them. Road tyres and no tow-bar? Fuck off. The Welsh lads were right about it fifty years ago (and they got what they wanted).

Some down-sizing wankers started one of those places up the rod from here, in a nice shady little grove. The bloke next door responded by performing various entirely legitimate agricultural activities; mainly chainsawing, quite early in the morning and positionig of a new "fertiliser" storage facility just over the fence. These wankers come here to enjoy the "country", so they should get a good dose of it.

They've already done that. The brunette looks a bit top-heavy, I wonder how she broke her leg.

They're more civilised now. They just need to learn how to use the facilities.

To return to the point of the nom. Aasmah Mir of The Times has her moments, despite being both Indian and Scotch. Across the pond, Erin Burnett is the US's least plastic newsfront.

It's not really racism to put this on page 5. This sort of stuff is so common in London that it rates as less newsworthy than most day-to-day events.

I'm not a (particularly) stupid man but no-one has ever made me understand, beyond Tory doctrine, what was the use of privatising and selling off our infrastructure. It seems now that, after years of neglect and underinvestment, Thames Water is going tits up; the business shits who have been milking it will not cough up to maintain their investment and the government will have to step in to ensure that Londoners will be able to wash. I'm sure that other companies will follow. There was a similar debacle with energy companies recently; greedy chancers had been bleeding the system until the well dried up and the stinking mess was exposed. Obviously those in charge will escape with their fortunes intact.

I think he bought up George Melly's wardrobe. I wonder, what is the Korean for "zoot suit"?

At school, we used electricity to make frogs' legs jiggle about. Thinking about it now reminds me of Johnny Halliday. I wonder if it makes their ballsacks shrivel up, it would explain a lot.

You're Irixh aren't you? Don't you lot just use dock leaves?

Why do females (real ones) need to have seperate maths competitions, are they crap at that too?

No, it's a bit of a non-sequitur to be honest.

I think it's more sinister than just perverts, they're just unintended beneficiaries. The BLT nonsense is the most salient part of a worldwide denial of science/facts. "Lived truth" has become more important than reality in many more areas. It's no longer neccessary to learn facts, they can be looked up on the internet; no need for arithmetic or even a decent command of language when everyone carries around a bit of glorified bloody office equipment, designed to make them receptive to control. I wonder if there's a reason that the Chinese control the internet so enthusiastically. Are children still expected to read 1984 these days, or is it "racist" or "colonialist" or something?

Having "identified" as a boy, this pupil now wants to enter a girls' competition. The hypocrisy is astonishing.

This from a country where plumbing is seen as a form of satanism and they shit in the shower. Set fire to a bidet and make the world a better place.

Clean up your act.

Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel. An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised. Our national interests need protection!

I hope that this case gets the exposure that it deserves and heightens awareness of this nonsense.

Even at the lowestc level, royal numpties are expected to have a better grasp of grammar and syntax than you: if not people would just think that they were stupid.

I've never heard of him. Not everyone cares as much as you about celebrity trouser activities.

It must have been something in the Xmas swan and all the trimmings.

Why didn't you put that in the original posting then? How are the rest of us supposed to keep up with your witterings?