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Hammer of Cunts

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  1. On 27/03/2024 at 15:06, colonelkurtz said:

    a fucking 5ft cube who at least does have a  tailor with a decent sense of humour

    I think he bought up George Melly's wardrobe. I wonder, what is the Korean for "zoot suit"?

  2. 39 minutes ago, King Billy said:

    I’m not sure you’re being entirely honest here HoC as she’s been one of the handful of plastic faced, saggy tits, fat arsed, rent a gob, spunk guzzling whores on fake news breakfast TV for years. 
    What time do you wake up?

    I'm retired, so I don't usually get up until 7-7.30 but I rarely watch television, certainly not in the day time, I'd rather a sunshine bus to the garden centre. I'm a bit behind with popular culture.

    At the moment I'm spending my days making a reproduction of a c17 door latch for someone who isn't famous (I don't think) but is fucking rich, I'd just use a bent nail.

  3. 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    I’d have fucked Ruth Langsford a few years ago. 

    It looks like she's lining up to join the grief bandwagon as soon as Eamonn turns his feet up. Possibly a prequel about dutiful, caring wife on the cards.

  4. This woman is some sort of media celebrity. I'd never heard of her until her husband, some sort of political tosser died. Since then she has apparently made: not one, but three fucking tv documentaries about it. She apparently sees this personal tragedy as a means of advancing her career (in whatever it it that she does). I appreciate that mawkish nonsense is popular with the hard-of-thinking but for god's sake love, give it a rest, just go and have a cry.

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  5. 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

    Scrotes, I fixed my energy with EDF, in September 2021 - 3.9p /kWh for gas and 19.5p /kWh for electric. Every time I use it I get a nice comforting feeling knowing that I'm paying less than the frogs that own it. What do you think of that?

    At school, we used electricity to make frogs' legs jiggle about. Thinking about it now reminds me of Johnny Halliday.

    I wonder if it makes their ballsacks shrivel up, it would explain a lot.

  6. 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    A blatant set-up. It identifies as a boy but demands to be included in a girls competition. As soon as it’s accepted it starts screaming that it’s been ‘misgendered’ or whatever buzzword has reached the top of the victimhood parade this week. Any amount of common sense or reason applied to the situation will be decried as bigotry and prejudice. 
     Because common sense and reason have been reclassified as hate crimes in order to protect perverts, deviants and low IQ third world filth.

     Fuck this utopia for savages and born wrong perverts. We should’ve listened to Enoch. 

    I think it's more sinister than just perverts, they're just unintended beneficiaries. The BLT nonsense is the most salient part of a worldwide denial of science/facts. "Lived truth" has become more important than reality in many more areas. It's no longer neccessary to learn facts, they can be looked up on the internet; no need for arithmetic or even a decent command of language when everyone carries around a bit of glorified bloody office equipment, designed to make them receptive to control. I wonder if there's a reason that the Chinese control the internet so enthusiastically.

    Are children still expected to read 1984 these days, or is it "racist" or "colonialist" or something?

  7. 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

    I don't much care for your tone. I hope we cut off your electric.

    Fuck off.

    This from a country where plumbing is seen as a form of satanism and they shit in the shower.

    Set fire to a bidet and make the world a better place.

  8. Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by  an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel.

    An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised.

    Our national interests need protection!

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  9. 6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

    If a new princess of Wales is required I'd happily offer my services .All that wearing of floaty frocks and visiting  centres for the dispossessed of Berkshire,  especially the two dusky  ones who live there  doesn't seem too difficult a task to me .If Andrew stuck his hand up my dress he'd get a fucking shock, that would make the cunt sweat .

    Even at the lowestc level, royal numpties are expected to have a better grasp of grammar and syntax than you: if not people would just think that they were stupid.

  10. 1 hour ago, and said:

    Owen is a staunch defender of the rights of sexual degenerates who like to interfere with other degenerates of the same sex (or identify as creatures of the same sex), obviously, being one himself, it's isn't that surprising that he would be. So why he would be such a vociferous supporter of the rights of Palestinians is surely a mystery, after all, if he went over there, he'd probably be stoned to death, or worse.

    How queer!

    Why didn't you put that in the original posting then? How are the rest of us supposed to keep up with your witterings?

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