Arsebiscuit
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Happy New Year to you too Eric, you've eviscerated me with you rapier like wit. Who??. The clue is in the title of the post, Baroness Mone, if you dont know who she is (I'm sure you do) link below.
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I'm sure one of you horrible miscreants will point out my mistake, but I couldn't find any mention, on this shit hole, of the recent revelations regarding her vast profits from shit PPE contracts, relating to this terrible, vacuous, manipulative, greedy sack of perfumed shit, which some other utter cunt made a peer of. She is so very worthy of a titanic cunting, please point me to the thread. If one doesn't exist you should all be fucking ashamed of yourselves. Especially the vicious mouthy ones among you. Has it escaped your notice that this cunts name is one letter short of Money! Fuck off!!
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12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:
I once heard the great Jerry Sadowitz tell an obscene and likely defamatory joke about Noel back in his House Party days when it was prime time fun to see celebrities dripping in gunk.
Jerry also called Jimmy Savile pretty fucking early, as I remember. Not that those two facts about former Radio 1 DJs are in any way related. Oh no.
Sadowitz surely must be the patron saint of The Corner.
I agree, the man was a legend. As part of his stand up he would describe Savile as a big pedophile, strangely he didnt work much again after that. The entertainment world, shut him down, Cunts!
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On 18/07/2022 at 23:58, Mrs Miggins Pie Shop said:
Noel Edmunds seems to have been of the radar of late...
Yes that's very true Mrs M, he has been keeping a low profile since he had cancer and his right royal shafting by the HBOS/Lloyds financiers. In short he has retired. I always thought he was a twat until I learned that he had gate crashed the annual HBOS/Lloyds shareholder meeting and proceeded to take to the podium and tell them what a bunch of cunts they were, respect!
By the way, don't be intimidated by the characters on here, its only words. Come back and at the very least, insult them, they like that.
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On 17/03/2022 at 20:35, camberwell gypsy said:
There's a line from the song 'Papillon" by Editors which I apply to bullshittery like this "If there really was a God here, he'd have raised a hand by now". Meaning that there needs to be something done to end this fucking bollocks. I include all the LGBQTQPR+ crap in that as well. I have nothing for or against people included in this but I just want them to shut the fuck up and get on with their life without announcing everything to anyone who they think gives a fuck. Like the joke "How do you tell if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you, don't worry about that."
Great song great band!
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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
I find it of interest. Will they throw another one under the bus to join Bill Cosby and appear to be doing something about the disgusting, animalistic behaviour of black males in general? Or will he be given a free pass like O.J and Michael Jackson.
Thank you Eric, its a good question, we'll find out soon
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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
I find it of interest. Will they throw another one under the bus to join Bill Cosby and appear to be doing something about the disgusting, animalistic behaviour of black males in general? Or will he be given a free pass like O.J and Michael Jackson.
Thank you Eric, its a good question, we'll find out soon
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3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:
I think it's fair to say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me if you're honest, that it's not quite up to the same quality as your last (and so far only other) nomination of those "Insulate Britain" cuntwits. I look forward to you pulling something special out of the bag for your next, third-time's-the-charm effort to make up for it
Fair comment CB but I should get 1 point for the post title alone. You set the bar high but I appreciate the guidance
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So sorry Decimus, I thought the fact that he is currently at the final stage of a major court case concerning his alleged malfeasance that it might have been of some interest. I guess I was wrong, you smart arse twat!
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I know he's been mentioned here before but, it would appear this apparently self indulgent, narcisistic, big headed purveyor of fucking shit music is also a horrible monster cunt in his private life too. If the allegations are true it seems like yet another example of a high profile person presented to the world as a great human being, only to be exposed as a massive CCUUUNNTTT!
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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:
Blocking much of the M25 means tens of thousands of cars are sitting idly on the motorways, burning even more fossil fuels than they might normally do. What's more is the locations the protesters have placed themselves at aren't anywhere near railway or bus stations – meaning they must have arrived by car. What hypocrisy. Their message is correct but they've pissed off a lot of people in the process, somewhat nullifying the momentum they were hoping to generate.
So far as the Chinese are concerned, the British should be leading by example to show these cruel, soulless, pan-faced Miao motherfuckers how to tackle climate change. After all, it was the West who provided the technical know-how which has ultimately equipped them to become the economic and military force they are.
Anyway, it's all too little too late.
Well its difficult to disagree with your intelligent viewpoint Wolfie. To your point, We can only expect any results of leading by example in a situation wherby the audience actually gives a fuck what we think of them. In the case of China, no fuck whatsoever is given! Perhaps we can both agree that both the CCP and Insulate Britain do qualify as Cunts?
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With so many pressing and immeadiate causes for concern in the world today, I was amazed to see this article in the newsfeed about a bunch of fucking, naive bell-ends who felt justified in causing chaos and congestion for people trying to get to and from work on the M25, to bring attention to their demand to the British government to "insulate every house in Britain"! I assume this is their own flavour of "saving the planet", despite the fact that the UK is a small part of the giant global problem and it would do fuck all to halt the rot. It would be more effective if they go and lay down in the road in Beijing and ask the Chinese to insulate all of their dwellings or stop burning so much coal for industry. I think I know how that would end
CUUUNNNNTTSS!!!!
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I think he's fucking hilarious and is risking a complete cancelling from most of humanity. He has big balls!
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Can we ignore Pete D for 5 minutes and get back to the point raised in the first place. Yes I totally agree, blokes in flip flops look bloody ridiculous unless next to a pool or on the beach but NOT walking down the high street in Guildford! "oh look I'm so relaxed even in an urban setting" twats! Have you ever tried to run or fight in the stupid things. Neither practical or stylish !! Bollocks.
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On 01/04/2021 at 13:31, camberwell gypsy said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9426359/Anger-Union-flag-taken-outside-race-row-school.html
I won't go into what's been occurring at this seat of learning as the report makes it clear. But no doubt, being the UK, the school will give in to the pissed off noirs, white woke middle class protestors and the permanently offended. This country is, as Jim Lahey would put it, sliding down the shit rope.
Sorry that its off topic but thank you good lady for quoting the wonderful character, Jim Lahey, may he rest in peace.
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On 02/05/2021 at 11:36, Arnold said:
This is becoming more common with each passing year. It was 0 degrees Kelvin yesterday morning – cold enough to make me wear a hat - and I counted four of these daft-sod hard men wandering around like it’s August in Benidorm, two sporting t-shirts. Is it an inability to grow up? Does preadolescent peer pressure control the actions of these sad bastards at this age of their bizarre lives? Perhaps if it froze their knackers off it might prevent them adding anymore to the gene pool. One lives in hope.
Well done Arnold, I know its all been said already on this thread but Ive been banging on about this for years. What thought process goes through these mens heads when they get up in the morning? they must look out of their bedroom window in the morning, see the frost on the car, look at the weather report and say to themselves " 2-4 degrees and windy, Hmm...shorts I think". FFS..no sense, no feeling!
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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:
Are you sure about that, because they look to me like a proper pair of pansy fucking homosexuals. In fact, for a moment there I thought I was looking at a picture of Brian & Michael.
Bloody hilarious CBaws, thank you for bringing their previous bender image transformation to my attention. Either way, you cant say that their lyrics are contrived to get airplay on the radio:
"I work my dreams off for two bits of ravioli
And a warm bottle of Smirnoff
Under a manager that doesn't have a fuckin' clue
Do you want me to tell you what I think about you, cunt?
I don't think that's a very good idea, do you?
You pockmarked four-eyed shit-fitted shirt, white Converse
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On 17/03/2021 at 08:11, Weary&Disgusted said:
Maybe I am just getting old, but some of the newer bands seem contemptibly weak and almost impossible to listen to. I primarily love good guitar music, but I will listen to any genre of music if it has a good tune.
I am completely stumped by the appeal of newer bands like Dry Cleaning, Black Midi and Black Country New Road. The output of Dry Cleaning seems to consist of someone miserably mumbling pretentious lyrics over a weak beat, with some wishy washy faded out sounds in the background. The singer from Black Midi sounds like he is having a nervous breakdown while being forced to masturbate at gunpoint. Black Country New Road seem to be ranting half heartedley about a poorly executed chemical experiment. I just don't understand how bands like this get started. Does no one tell them diplomatically to stick to their day jobs ?
Worst of the lot are Sleaford Mods. Okay, I know they have been around for a while now, but they are truly dire, the lyrics sound like a schizophrenic trying to explain his latest obsessive delusion to a confused therapist, with a few keyboard loops tagged on for variety. Who is buying this shite and keeping these bands afloat ?
I agree on the first 2 paragraphs and they made me laugh but the Sleaford mods are in a league of their own compared to the genuine fucking dross mentioned by others in this thread. The Sleaford mods dont give a fuck about the music business, dont conform and will easily win a fight with 99% of the other pansy wet pants Brit bands of the day.
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Baddiel once wrote that: (i'm paraphrasing) "there are no conspiracies and those who believe in any of them are stupid." what a safe, ignorant, mainstream, cunty thing to say. PRICK!
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you are a card Billy
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Anxiety is a total cunt!!!
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yes, he truly is a wanker who I would love to see fall from grace, big time. Perhaps a paedo scandal
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30 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:
My life has been made luxurious by inherited wealth and an excellent education.However although I’m charitable and have excellent taste I’ve always found it difficult not to look down on people like yourself...
Fuck off.
You may find it difficult you privileged ponce but try and remember that the only difference between you and the average man in the street is luck.
Much love
Arsebiscuit
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On 18/05/2020 at 10:05, Earl of Punkape said:
Hello Arsebiscuit and welcome to the board.
I’ve inherited money and I will spend or give it away as I see fit.
Are you bitter about inherited wealth?Hello Earl, good to be here and thanks for going easy on me. Some people inherit wealth and in most cases it couldn't have happened to nicer people, I have no problem with that and wish you the best in enjoying your lovely wonga, spending it on whatever indulgence or depravity you see fit. Unfortunately, sometimes when it happens to young, vacuous or stupid people they have a tendency to not grasp the fantastic luck which has been bestowed on them and instead confuse it with some kind of divine justice which they somehow deserve and proceed in wasting said riches on shallow yet expensive consumables, posting annoying videos on You Tube of their brain-dead antics and thinking they are really cool, when they are indeed just boring fucking bell-ends with money, it really gets up my nose.........Maybe I am Bitter, i'm inheriting fuck all 🙂
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Have I missed it???? Why nothing on Baroness CUNT Mone!!!!!
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Yes, that's her. We all would, especially with all her ill gotten gains too