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ChildeHarold

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  1. If you publish their name I'll back you up whoever it is. I'm NOT Meatloaf. Was it Meatloaf?
  2. You don't mind if I change the subject KB? Things have gone quiet in your neck of the woods, are the DUP playing ball?
  3. I'm going to offer the hand of friendship (with a small quantity of Novichok) to you Old Chap and wish you a very peaceful and long good night.* * Keep taking the sleeping tablets when you wake up.
  4. Especially when one views the world as a very large tree with a lot of bananas.
  5. What do think of the Twin Peaks: The Return featuring Decimus and Frank today? The private showing I got today was even more disgusting than the sex shop booth I sat in the 1970s.
  6. He does start when others are just waking up. Cunt.
  7. The Camden High Street spelling of "beard"? This is becoming a tour of the north London leather scene. Disclaimer: ChildeHarold accepts no liability for any damage or theft by arse bandits of any of Billy's property including his voluminous backside.
  8. Empathy on CC? Wow where have you been scratching your arse?
  9. Too close to Savile for comfort. And don't slag me off for saying it. I'm warning you. I am an expert in Okuridashi and will not hesitate to use it. LOL
  10. It's a Scottish story filed under Fried Mars Bars and heart attacks/highest drug overdoses in Europe. The answer is technically you can because the state owns your body, and after you die your corpse.
  11. I should think all he needs is a branch to swing on upside-down. I'll get David Attenborough to film it.
  12. Do you live in an area of outstanding natural beauty like me?
  13. Are you ready to go up a very high ladder to fix it with me for a laugh shaking it below?
  14. He was the first helpless victim of male Gogglebox. A blue plaque has been ordered from our suppliers in China.
  15. CB do you have a favourite from the show? I quite liked the odd couple in a caravan, the middle aged woman from Corrie lookalike and the gay guy with a perpetual tan.
  16. Was it Andrex Warwhole who coined the phrase "In the future everybody will be famous for one minute." BigBalls only a fucking thousand years to go...😛
  17. He does talks at Lambeth Palace for ladies who "do lunch" and have more fucking time and spare cash than they know what to do with. Cunts.
  18. I always leave 1 minute gap between me and the rear of the coach in front. Then I pull into the services cafeteria and have a full english. When available.
  19. I remember a number of years ago I read about a case of a primary school headmistress being convicted of having sex with a couple of pet alsation dogs. Makes the mind boggle.
  20. Bam Bam! today's trending Google search: assisted dying... Not hard to predict in this misery gutting rain soaked pisshole of a country.
  21. You are the pervert. Report yourself.
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