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ChildeHarold

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  1. You fear that chair vacated by the much lamented and missed Punkster. Can you fill his bespoke shoes?
  2. He is what Earl of Punkape always wanted to be. (I meant the other way roundπŸ€”)
  3. Wow. Fucking Kirk Douglas on Amphetamines. In-out-shake it all about, Ooooaah the Okey Cokey Okey! You put put your left foot in You put right foot out, You give the Okey Cokey And you shake it all about. (I did that at a wedding sixty years ago: eat your heart out Shaka Khan)
  4. The Viking nobody ever heard of ERIC THE WIT (his cock size is not important in Sweden)
  5. You have a lovely way with words and I'd like to sign you to United. As the deputy under assistant lavatory attendant. Morning shi(f)t. And in Manchester that ain't funny. The usual employment rules will be adhered to including supplying a brush at the end of three years. Are you available for immediate interview?
  6. The "indoors" was the Workhouse many of which became the first NHS hospitals. Everything else was "outdoors". I suspect plenty of sexual activity has always taken place.
  7. Gone through it on the train. Toyed with the idea (after toying with myself) of jumping off and losing myself in Harlow. Do they accept virgins? πŸ€”
  8. The same argument was applied to the white working class 200 years ago: Malthus. (Some Malthusians in Parliament that backed the abolition of outdoor relief for the poor had up to 15 children)
  9. Notwithstanding, my view is: if you purport to be a public figure then don't fucking act like an ignorant loudmouth with a lot of cash - it doesn't impress.
  10. commenters or commentators Pull your jock strap up (until it's painful) and crack on Wolfie.
  11. This is what the so-called "Life Sentence" has come to: https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/evil-man-lee-clarke-jailed-9158406 "man who killed their friend and disposed of their body in ponds across Harlow has been given a life sentence. Lee Clarke, 56, of Harlow, was told he must serve at least 18 years before being considered for parole.” 18 Fucking Years! The cunt was convicted of capital murder desecrated the corpse and has never co-operated with the investigation. He clearly deserves to be topped and put in an unmarked grave in a corner of the fucking jail.
  12. Is that "course" or "coarse" 😁?
  13. Meet Reggie the pet influencer with 14k followers. For like-minded folks there's also a speed dating site for dogs https://www.instagram.com/reggie_the_schnoodle/?hl=en
  14. He's not banned, he simply chooses not to come out to play so sucks boo hoo to you. Fuck off.
  15. You'll be asking for extra homework next you fucking teacher's pet. 🐨
  16. Peter wasn't that bad, he was fucking WORSE. I'll ask Pimlico not to send a Yorkshire plumber again.
  17. He's certainly doing a lot of rising from what I've heard. It's like a fucking forest of hard pricks on this site recently. It's been hard to find somewhere to sit down.
  18. And sweet dreams to you as well. Anyway it's good to see you back in fighting form. Short and sweet is your style.
  19. Are you accusing ELC of being gay or being a cunt or some weird combo of both? King Billy's regression session would take him back to his days as a personal valet to Prince Charles when sodomy was still illegal.
  20. Your Paul Newman fantasy deepens. His sauce still makes money. My sauce is is is is......
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