Weary&Disgusted

I said : you must have custard in one ear and jelly in another, making you a trifle deaf

And then we can accidentally on purpose scuttle em. Down to hell and fare ye well.

This is actually true CH. Carotene promotes growth of cones and rods in eye structure.

I'd be amazed if it was even 17. People in the future will look back at 2020 and wonder if the world collectively lost its mind during this surreal period.

You silly sausage 😊

On the topic of Stormzy's "music", some thoughtful soul kindly treated us to an earful on the train home today. Saints preserve us, what a load of utter shit. Just someone shouting and agitating over a drum beat. I don't see the appeal, its like listening to some drug addict angrily and aggressively whining about nothing very important. Youngsters must have something wrong with their hearing.

Johnny Saucepants, Witchfinder General.

Wash your mouth out with soap, she's my dream woman.

I've never understood the bondage thing. Paying some tart to flog you or tie you up or whatever. Very odd. Still, each to their own.

Have you tried reading any of her books ? Cure for insomnia right there. Some of the most tedious, vacuous writing ever. If you attempt to get through more than four paragraphs, the human brain shuts itself down to protect the mind from her dreary, wet, suicidal misery inducing shite.

Apologies, that should have been Al Shabab instead of Boko Harem. For the avoidance of doubt, both groups need to be exterminated.

Why should we care about this ? Because Boko Haram will soon try exporting their jihad to the West. They are currently extorting more money from the population than the government collects in taxes, meaning that it is only a matter of time before they become the de facto government. If we don't intervene now, these armed lunatics will become a nightmare the next generation has to contend with.

Whatever Trevor.

I detest these people who think they are entitled to everything. I would love it if a government spokesperson appeared on the news one day with a prepared statement that said something along the lines of : "Just to clear up any misunderstanding there actually is no standing invitation for any fucker and his extended family to just rock up on the shores of Blighty and expect the nation to pick up the tab. If you sneak in illegally, you will be deported, end of. Fuck anyone who says different, and bollox to the EU." Well, I can dream, can't I ?

Frank Sidebottom is the one with the comedy blue peter head.