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And with the plastic straws they give him for his milk at playtime, he’d have little difficulty mastering that one.

Fetch!

If the concept of a cull is too much for you, Harold, I suggest asking your learning support assistant to move you back onto the labrador vocabulary list, perhaps mastering concepts like stand, sit, stay. You might even get a ‘Whose a good boy then?’ as reward for all your efforts.

If regicide is the game, I’ll happily crown you.

For the last time, Wolfie, that strange bloke who moved in with you isn’t me!

I beg your pardon? Where else are we supposed to live? @King Billyget a load of this!

You’re

A is the additional needs class.

Off with his head!

Stfu

(King) Frank’s taken to posting videos of himself ‘singing’ on various nefarious websites. Perhaps he could end with a razor trick and have a shaving accident as his encore?

(King) Frank’s looking for something to amuse himself, KB.

Plato was more into caves and shadows, he’d have no use for a magnifying glass.

I’m still not lending that idiot a magnifying glass, Major...

Jesus Christ, Eric, are you touting for a contract for Highlander 5?

The story should have ended with Highlander. It’s the same with most sequels... all the good ideas were burned out in the original.

No but I could lend you a map. The biggest threat to the uk would be the ice caps of Greenland.

The Quickening was bloody awful.

Oh we’re back to the site minnows now? To be honest, looking at the hostility of your comments I’d say that you’re the one whose skin’s being got under. I’ll just fetch a dustpan to clear up the shards of your glass jaw! You’re welcome!

I don’t think you’re boring GG... and besides, there are worse things to be accused of.

Talented!

Nope. Guy’s clearly a cretin. Not much can be done for him... hopeless case.

CH reminds me of White Goodman. Though he probably looks more like Patches O’Hoolihan.

You been watching The Shining again, GG? You know what happens when you watch Stephen King films...

I give up.