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This was my first thought too, but I've also seen not dissimilar presentations from long term steroid use. If she was on anticoagulants a hemorrhagic stroke would be a fair bet, fall or no fall. If they did put a pillow over her face, it's the ultimate snub that they did it before Harry arrived.

Don't misunderstand, RK, I'm an out and out republican with no liking for outpourings of faux public grief. I despise them all and their brainwashed worshippers. The lament of sheep for an undeserving bint that gave not two fucks about them, despite the claims of toads like Nicholas Witchell, make me want to puke my liver out of my nostrils. I'd happily send them all to their God myself, if I was granted legal immunity. Few would be able to muster that level of commitment or dislike. I'd simply rather have a bit of a lad in the Palace than his older brother who has the appeal of an AIDS victim's cum encrusted wank sock.

It might not be a popular opinion, but I'd rather have Andrew in the palace than the jug-eared, sandal wearing, eco warrior, horse-faced toff fucker. Yes, Andrew stuck it to a 17 year old cockaholic tart that was hungrier for money than she ever was for dick, allegedly. That said, she was legal in this country, don't forget, and her timing had him over a barrel so he was never going to be allowed to mount a defence. This, in my opinion, hardly marks him out as an extreme Savilist in this climate, even if it's unpalatable to the normally adjusted and those that are not over priveleged. He got stuck in in the Falklands, unlike Harry who seems to have developed a like for darker skin whilst safely ensconced in a local hareem miles behind the front lines. Yes, he's been involved in a few dodgy deals, but who wouldn't take a few gratuities when they're offered on a plate? If I could line them all up and shoot them all in the face with a revolver, Andrew would be last in line and I might even say sorry before I pulled the trigger. The whole lot of them are parasites, but fuck, if you're handed the privelege, you might as well kick the cunt off it.

With luck Russia will do us a favour and launch a sarin or novichok attack on central London the day before the street party, I mean solemn occasion. Windfall taxes for florists!

Every cloud has a silver lining. Andrew is going to be able to afford a new skiing chalet after the old cunt's personal assets are divvied up and florists in London, Windsor and Balmoral now have an even chance of being able to pay the gas bill this winter.

Wasn't that George V, her grandfather? Apparently done to make the morning papers. I believe the old bastard got a speedball into the jugular vein. There are worse ways to go I suspect.

Have you seen her hands in this photo, LCS? Last time I saw hands like that they were attached to a corpse. I hope we get at least a week off work to mourn. I'm going to be distraught. Not.

Look on the bright side, LCS, get the elbow length cow gloves on and you can upgrade the wine cellar.

Rattling. When are your other brain cells back from leave, Bilbo?

I didn't, personally, RK, I alluded to people voting leave being retards. That said I fully acknowledge that my 'team' lost, which perhaps makes me the retard for staying here, and we should all go with the majority.

Sorry for calling you a retard, RK. As northerners go, you're OK.

I get what you're saying, but if you want pollock, plaice, or anything other than cod that once swam in the sea, at my local chippy you're going to have to wait another 37.5 minutes, over the 30+ minute usual wait, whilst some less than minimum wage twat dives to the bottom of the freezer to find it. I'm not a racist, OCR, so if you want a suck on my pollocks I'm sure something can be arranged.

I voted remain, but solely because I didn't believe the unsubstantiated arguments being set forth by either side and that it was probably, on balance, given the years I have left, better not to upset the apple cart. Regardless of the long term potential benefits if managed correctly, it was inevitable that there would always be short term pain if the leave vote won. That said, once the votes were counted I was horrified by the legal attempts to overturn a legitimate democratic decision, even if it was mostly a result of counting the ballots of retards. I'm sure @King Billyagrees that the vote of the majority should be respected.

Is it hard to find a deep fried creme egg in November whilst living south of the border, Baws? How any Scot lives past 40 is a mystery to me.

I love that you can't see what a prick you make of yourself on a daily basis, Bilbo. Please don't stop.

Anyone remember when fish and chips were fast food, because they certainly aren't any more. When I was a youngster, many, many moons ago, if you were hungry, you rocked up to your local chip shop and were out again in less than 5 minutes with your heart attack inducing cod and chips. These days, there's 30 plus people milling around waiting for up to an hour to be served because everything is "fried to order". Fast food my arse. No wonder KFC and McDonald's are putting the useless wankers out of business. I saw today the lament of this industry due to rising energy prices, increases in frying oil prices, and inevitably, come the autumn, the increase in the price of potatoes due to the drought. Hard times indeed. Whilst waste is never good, when you have a 30 people standing outside every single night at 6pm waiting to be fed, is it too much to ask that they fry a few things in advance, after all, nearly all of them want cod. Next time I rock up I think I'll agree to wait for them to fry a bit of fish if they pay me £120 an hour for my wasted time. Useless fucking cunts.

Good that she hasn't got you rattled, Bilbo.

The gypsy clairvoyance association is going to rescind her membership and send a courier to collect her crystal ball after that prediction.

The filthy fucking deviants need their balls cutting off. Oh, wait...

That wasn't the bet. CG was suggesting there would not be a positive result and the match would be drawn. Regardless, the current lone resident of HMP Cunts Corner wouldn't need to be force fed any man's underpants. He'd wolf them down and the more skids the better.

Whilst that's not possible it's acceptable to declare on 0 for 0. It's happened once before, but that match was rather tainted by Hansie Cronje and wads of cash in brown envelopes.

You're clearly looking at a very different weather forecast to me. If there's not a result in this test I'll eat my own underpants after wearing them for a week in 30 degree temperatures. If there is you can chow down. Want to take that bet?

So your assessment is that the team batting first is getting skittled, their opposition has a brittle batting line up, but this is going to be a draw? The weather forecast really ain't that bad. Want to put a grand on that?

I always knew the French are deviants: The first case of human-to-dog transmission of monkeypox occurred in Paris and was reported in The Lancet. Two men - living in the same house - who have sex with men noticed lesions on their greyhound dog 12 days after they started getting symptoms.

That's going to be a challenge in this test, given that they're batting first, 7s. It's not looking good in this test, but I'm not giving up on England's new philosophy just yet, @Last Cunt Standing. New Zealand have a good Test team and it paid dividends then. Even if they lose this test or series there is an upside because it makes Test cricket more appealing to the masses. I've nothing against a tense 5 day draw and 60 runs per session when the going is tough, but commercially speaking it still has to compete against T20 and The Hundred. Not too long ago I genuinely feared that test cricket was doomed.