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Goober

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  1. No, I think he's a fucking idiot, much like I am certain you're a bin dipping, creepy, arse licking, Scouse twat whose death would be a boon to the whole world.
  2. I'm beginning to think that Punkape is KB light. Punkers, after all, is just an illusory parody, whilst Bilbo actually belives the shit he's spoon fed on whatever websites he frequents. It amazes me that someone cannot distinguish between a deranged, money obsessed, law breaking murderer and legal abortion providers. You've definitely got one thing right though, all Americans are all fucking menthol (sic).
  3. If those rapists had the common sense to murder the women and bury them under a well built patio this wouldn't be a valid argument.
  4. The God given right to arm bears and a state government mandated requirement to bear rapist's children and take severely deformed embryos to full term. You couldn't make it up. I'm buying shares in companies that make knitting needles. This time next year, I'll be a billionaire!
  5. I like to arrange them such that they mimic the pattern of the scales on an Icelandic mermaid's arse.
  6. I'd imagine the picked onion flavour hit would be maximised if the surface area to volume ratio is increased, so that argues for crushing them up, or maybe just breaking off the toes. Not to mention that you'd need a gob the size of a fucking horse's to eat a sandwich made from door stop crusty bread, mature cheddar and whole Monster Munch.
  7. Good call. Or you could track down these rare beasts: However, at 65p a bag (or double that in a pub), only someone of Frank's means could afford such luxury.
  8. What are your thoughts on adding pickled onion flavour Monster Munch to a cheese sandwich?
  9. If the UK government send aid to the Taliban without some major conditions, I'm going to hunt down every member of the cabinet and curl off a runny shite into an eye of each and every one of them. What's the point of chucking money around if you don't get concessions in return?
  10. Shatner's Basoon.
  11. I've a feeling the ones she was buying were 80 calories each and, clearly, the obese munter consumed many, many thousands. There's no such thing as normal for Norfolk, thankfully.
  12. I know I'm being a pedant, but... Tomato - fruit, baked beans - legume, mushrooms - fungi. You're saying that potatoes alone qualify as too many vegetables? Can't say I'm a fan of haggis, I'm not a heathen.
  13. @Eric Cuntman, just wondering if you might notice a particular demographic missing from this bollocks BBC story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61831485 Yes, it's transsexuals. What a fucking disgrace. Also, If that bariatric cunt has managed to fire a sprog out of its twat recently, I'll eat my fucking fedora. Someone, please, kill me now.
  14. I agree. Why they didn't go the whole hog with 12 rounds of fried bread (white, extra thick, Asda) is a mystery. Perhaps bread three ways is the mark of fine dining in Great Yarmouth?
  15. It could manage half of one. Surely that's enough?
  16. @Neil uses it as bait when he's driving up and down Great Yarmouth seafront in the Rascal. It attracts the larger specimens.
  17. Sometimes, you just need a dirty fried breakfast. Although, it would have taken me a week to finish the Kidz Breakfast, formerly available at Jesters, Great Yarmouth. Just 6000 calories. 12 rashers of bacon, 12 sausages, Six eggs, Four black pudding slices, Four slices of bread and butter, Four slices of toast, Four slices of fried bread, Two hash browns, Eight-egg cheese and potato omelette, Saute potatoes, Mushrooms, Beans, & Tomatoes.
  18. Northern-Irish-a-phobia I can accept, Islamaphobia not so much. I can grudgingly grant a modicum of respect to fanatic Muslims that blow themselves up in public places if compared to the cowardly Northern Irish that chuck bombs in bins and run away like girls coming face-to-face with a money spider.
  19. Congratulations on your conversion. You're now likely to be slightly more rational than the average norn Ireland fucking idiot. Fuck off.
  20. I'm sure Quincy once said, "Sam, that stiff keeps farting its fermenting guts up the wall. It fucking stinks. Shove a dish cloth up its arse, you nippy bastard." My memory might be a little fuzzy though.
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