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If he does find a friend, it won't be here. I can't see this particular stain on the corner being around for very much longer.

I suspect that 'AROLD! is fan of pigs given their Orwellian comparison to bolshevism. Dreadful what those cunts did to poor old Boxer. The four legs good, two legs bad, third leg even better. Fucking leftie poof.

Nobody but you gives a flying fuck, Pansy. In case you hadn't noticed everyone else has moved on. It's yesterday's news. Find something else to occupy your peanut sized brain and endless free time.

You mean you actually read all of that? If it's written by Harold I find the best thing to do is just skip to the next comment.

Was she the fat friend that is universally found amongst every group of women on a night out? I bet you were thinking "I hope I don't get stuck with the fat cunt" as you were circling for the kill. Being ex army I'm sure you would have anyway, because the fat ones are always more grateful.

The Poles in my neck of the woods are cheaper and probably do a better job.

Apart from Brian Gay (#187 in the world, apparently).

Peperami.

Two of those show cookery shows 24/7 consisting of nothing but new and interesting recipes using potatoes. The 3rd one is Brexit news.

Maybe it's nicotine stains? Better not ask how that made the cuffs ginger though.

It does help to rinse the baby batter out of the eyes in case of a misguided shot though.

I think that's designed to make him look slimmer and deflect attention from his fuck ugly mug and ginger afro.

They're are peculiar breed, that's for sure. Considering a large proportion of them have European ancestry it's amazing they've managed to selective breed intelligence out of most of the population. As the writer H. L. Mencken is alleged to have noted, "no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people".

I expect you're right, he's probably not that bothered. He'll be, what, 78, in 4 years? I'm sure he'll have better things to do with his time rather than jump back into that particular swamp. No one can ever take away from him that he was president of the US and I've no doubt that eventually will soothe his hurt pride. The GOP on the other hand have plenty to lose if they don't play this right and it's looking more and more likely that he'll be expelled before he 'retires'. Better for all just to leave it and move on in my opinion.

5 dead yanks, is a pretty high pile considering how fat the fuckers are.

"Never underestimate human stupidity."

It's definitely a cunning ploy. Get Pence to invoke the 25th next week, then get Pence to pardon him (for everything he's ever done or might have done), run again in 4 years. The alternative? A very embarrassing impeachment in the house followed by a trial in the Senate which will force all Republicans to go on record concerning whether they support what he's just incited or not, plus, in the event he were found guilty, a potential disbarment from ever running for political office again. Very stable genius.

Slightly over half, according to your sources.

Let's put it this way, far less time than it took you to upload an image to a website. Fucking idiot.

The cops shot one Trump supporter too. Imagine Jeff Snelling announcing "Trump Supporters 1 - Cops 1." Trump supporters won in extra time by virtue of 3 fat cunts having heart attacks. I demand a recount, followed by an audit, another recount, and then complete disregard for the result.

The population of New Zealand is 5 million people. That means there are, give or take, about 2 million females over the age of 18. Apparently the average length of the male member is 7", whilst the average depth of vaginas is 9". This means there is (assuming 100% employment of over 18's vaginas) roughly 63 miles of completely useless cunt in New Zealand. You're 5' 6" of it. Fuck off.

It was "Your's [sic] Sincerely". Dear Gary, I'll deep throat you and give you 10 free haircuts at my salon, Cut & Blow Jobs, if you give me a visa. Pretty please. Your's Sincerely Mr Johnny.

But would you suck another man's dick if it tasted of her klopper?

Gal Gadot. Phwoar! Probably the same as all other heterosexual males. After all, even the guards in the death camps had their heads turned by the inmates on occasion.

Or put it in the shitter?