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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. Could you be more blatant? Dreadful attempt at soliciting a response. Who the fuck do you think you’re attempting to lure? Lamentable.
  2. Erroneous use of elipsis…you’re too easy, Francesca. Does this flurry of activity mean you’re attempting to make a late run at the ‘top of the LB come monday?’ Best PM Pen you dope. Get to church.
  3. I’m over in Haiti with our kid. Its all kicking off but we’re making a few quid. Mam’s remarrying a little fat man called Duvalier who’s not happy with the mess you’ve made of her mott. I’d lie low if I was you.
  4. I fingered that Jenny Bond, mid-80’s. Spotless but a tad-musty, she left me with a sort of yeasty yellow nail debris, if you get me, Doc? Post-coital, we chatted…pillow-talk if you will. Even she didnt bang on about the Royals like you do you fucking pound-shop Nicholas fucking Witchell cunt.
  5. I can’t see the rancid, cob-web covered, deviant, cadavre-cunt and I never will be able to. PM when it’s dead.
  6. I can’t see that tedious little bellsniff and I never will be able to. Ever.
  7. I can’t see the wank little bastard and I never will be able to.
  8. If I had Pen liking my every utterance on here, I’d seriously consider leaving and/or suicide. A troll, trolling a troll…wanker.
  9. Do some homework on what is and what was a ‘D’ notice, Doc. I like you, be grateful, but do get fucked and cancer.
  10. ‘Never-had-a-girlfriend’…simple but succinct. I’ve put that in the bank …👌
  11. I’ve got a genuine 1970 TAG Monaco, Frank…McQueen wore it twice…he was left-handed btw. Wanna pic? Also, die in a hot fire.
  12. Not equipped to answer this. I was violently opposed to the processional nature of this sport and abused @Roadkill and @Old Chap Raasclaat way back. Then I watched that Netflix thing and magnanimously apologised to both of them cunts. To my laymen mentality, put them all in the same cars and let’s see who the best driver is…simples. Unless you want to go down the vile corrupt ways of the Premier League where they really only want to see one of six teams win anything because of clicks from oriental websites.
  13. @King Billy’s endorsement of this retard is odd and hopefully ironic. I’ve blocked the wanker as he’s fucking awful. I hope he gets his stage 4 letter later today.
  14. Nice to finally see where and how you are spending funds which should’ve been for Mam. Derelict cunt.
  15. The only red stripe he’ll get is if she’s got another anal fissure.
  16. I’ve just had the wife’s Mackem mother here for a week, Eric. She’s a walnut-faced cuntess that I can’t understand. I call her Bernie Warhol because she looks like a cross between Ecclestone and Andy. Originally I thought she owned a lot of land up there as she was always banging on about her farms. After I tied the knot I found out that the stupid ugly cuntess was obsessed with something called ‘Farmville’ which is a virtual farm game. I was fucking mortified, frankly…and now I’m fucked. She hasn’t got a pot to piss in.
  17. You’d only do that once in my house. I’d have it spot-welded through your fuckng nose.
  18. A quimlicker who was promoted on the back of ‘wimmin’s quotas!’ Oh the fucking irony of it all. The country went to hell on the day they gave you washerwomen the vote. Fuck off and rear your kids…you wanted them, the boys were merely getting a shag. You reap what you sow.
  19. Do you think that coffin emoji is appropriate you vile twat?
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