Dyslexic cnut

@Old Chap Raasclaat…never mind this shit. Decs and Baws are having a reach around wank about Busted and McFly. It has to be stopped for the sake of the Corner.

I’m fucking sickened and the main man’s only been nailed up for six hours. Fuck off, both of you.

Knock it off now.

To me, this is like Oliver Reed and Richard Burton confessing to being gaymosexual. Fuck off you let-down cunts.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Stall him.

Irony. Sometimes I lie.

The first time I saw this was on Antiques Roadshow in 2007. Frank…you’re abysmal.

Make your mind up, Pen…yesterday it was Ellesmere Port, today it’s Bebington and now I’m a Scouser. Has your cancerous eye gone milky yet? Because it will.

No idea. My day couldn’t have been more different than your’s. I’ve spent it with my wife, kids, in-laws, nephews, nieces, friends and my own, home-grown penis.

Really? I’ve just subscribed.

No. The cooler was ‘emptied’ which may not apply to those banned. His name is not on the members list (your’s is for obvious reasons). Myself and @Stubby Pecker have merely requested that if it’s not just the 3 month inactivity rule that has deleted him and he’s been banned…then bring him back. Incidentally, the Cunt hasn’t posted on here for a year and in that period he’s still been, by some considerable distance, far more entertaining than you. How’s the family this Easter?

Best give some thought to a suitable angle of attack…😉

You were far better when you were absent. Free Punkers you insufferable cuntess.

6. Checks @Ape™️’s profile…again.

I’m only trying to be helpful, Edward. Take your stick out of the hornet’s nest, it won’t end well for you. Now, fuck off.

Calm down youngster or @Frank will be along soon with his grooming kit and diminutive yet heavily lubricated member. Relax kid.

Is that the one with the three gallon, retractable drip-tray?

‘Better stay away from Pen, who carries around a fire hose’

It’s after Billy’s key fob, Jako.

Fingered her, early 80’s. Baggy haddock-sluice as I recall…only a mild garlic-like whiff on the digits.

Bob Dylan lyric?

Why are you on here when there are unsniffed dog stools littering the parks of Britain. Fuck off.

Very good, however…reported.

Aaahh…my teenage years. I remember five of my mates having a ‘wank off’ which involved thrashing away whilst seated as they lustily ogled the only female in the school, a Russian ‘relief’ teacher who was acting librarian. Poor woman spotted something and told three of them to stand up, which the cunts duly did, erect and with their kecks around their knees. She burst into tears and fled the school never to return. When the rugby master found out he didn’t stop laughing for a week. Safe spaces my arse, the country’s going to the dogs…those brave young men would be reprimanded these days and OFSTED would downgrade the place.