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Old Chap Raasclaat

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About Old Chap Raasclaat

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    Loa of the Dead
  • Birthday 07/04/1876

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    London, England.
  • Interests
    Black power, White power, Piracy, making money and women.

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  1. I am wondering if this fingering malarkey happened at the deli counter or nearby, and also did he smear the fishy residue on the Tesco finest ham and olive's? I hope so.
  2. You need to stop wanking in the car and use the brakes, you dirty fucker.
  3. I was born in 1876, so I am at least 70.
  4. I am sure there are a fair few old cunts on here and we are all ageing but getting old is a right cunt isn't it? Wiry hairs growing out my ears, eyebrows, and nose, anywhere but my actual head. Groaning as you stand up, sometimes when you don't even need to. Feeling like a dirty old cunt when you look at 20 something ladies. Pissing more often. Getting bitter and hating the world and the cunts within it. Never mind eh, hopefully I won't be shitting the bed for at least 30 years.
  5. How can you be sure? Did you pull over and inspect it thoroughly, taste it maybe?
  6. @Roadkill what have you seen on the roads then? Apart from road kill?
  7. The true Labour party is a past memory, the grand cunt Blair changed it to appeal centre Tory voter's and Corbyn...well the less said about that cunt the better. Labour needs to split with Corbyn and Flabbot forming the ultra left and Sir Kier following Blairs model. Labour are trying to appeal to their working class core voters whilst also trying to please the Tarquin and Jemima twats. Either way Labour won't get in for at least another 10 years.
  8. So how come @Frank career at the corner has so spectacularly come to an end? I suppose being a massive bender couldn't cover up his total lack of talent and dire responses. It really is a Greek tragedy. What a stupid fucking cunt he is.
  9. That's exactly how I feel watching that particular advert but couldn't be arsed to describe it as well as you. What a fucking cunt that Schofield is.
  10. @ProfB don't you think that Philip Schofield is a revolting fucking bender? I am sick of seeing his smug face on we buy any car adverts.
  11. He was having a go at my friendship with @Major Cunt who rightly commented on my outstanding contributions of late etc. I think you were being cooled off weren't you? And missed my contributions. What did you do to @Mrs Roops to make her hate you so much?
  12. Was that picture taken when @Frank slipped his dirty bellend up or out of her shitter?
  13. Who will be liable if there is a crash etc? Can't be the driver as he/she is not in control. I guess we will pay a licence fee to use 'our' vehicles and not require personal insurance. I'm sure the insurance companies will find some other way of ripping us all off for travelling 50mph down the M4. They'll still ban drinking, drug taking and sex in the moving vehicle's as well. The future looks shit.
  14. What is the benefit of self driving cars? I cannot understand this current obsession with taking responsibility away from people. We have used cars in their current form for ages yet the cunts want us all sat in a car controlled by some cunt somewhere who's not liable if the Russians hack the thing and 'make' me run over @Frank. If you are a woman and can't park you shouldn't be driving, if you are scared of or shit at drivjng...you shouldn't be driving. Etc, etc.
  15. Fusion cuisine confuses me as every nations most recognisable dishes contain ingredients not native to that country. Different nations also use techniques and procedures borrowed or stolen from other nations. All food is fusion to some degree, Risotto rice is not native to Italy, chillies are not native to India and @Mrs RoopsRoops declined my offer of curry goat, rice and peas with a side of Welsh rarebit. It's very confusing.
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