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Old Chap Raasclaat

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  1. Considering your shite self and @Dyslexic cnutcnut have replaced The Harold as the resident spastics I wish you'd both put more effort into it. Damn it... I'm begining to miss that spastic Harold psychopath, he was a fucking twat but seemed to like being a spastic.
  2. Good afternoon ProfB... I've been meaning to talk to you but kept forgetting. I simply wanted to say that you are an absolute fucking idiot. You make me laugh for a second now and again, but I always find myself wanting you to die immediately afterwards. Can you let me know what your strategy is with regards to getting out of the utter shit you are in? You utter fucking cunt.
  3. Whenever I @ you it automatically adds that onto you name. A little like you...in that you add loads of unnecessary shite onto your already shite posts. What a plonker. Lol.
  4. What the fuck is this shit? I was Loa of the Dead and now my rank has gone. What a pile of cunt, I blame that sad trio which consists of the original freak @Dawn Chorus, that lying Weasel shitcunt @Dyslexic cnutcnut and their 'Leader' @Frank ...what a disappointing bunch of fucking cunts. Lol.
  5. That freak cunt used to live around the corner from me, I bumped into him and his boyfriend once whilst I was pissed. I'd get you his autograph but I think he's dead.
  6. I'm sure he's staggering around now thinking to himself...'Another bottle of wine and a few pills and I'll show those fuckers'. What a plonker. Lol.
  7. Weasel, what word would you use to describe a lying, deluded, shit stirring, desperate, bitter, treacherous, utter fucking wanker then? You're obviously very intelligent however I can't help but wonder...What kind of thick cunt sends a total stranger, on a website of this nature his CV? Answer the question or better still wait until later when you're pissed and the drugs have kicked in, you'll be able to embarrass yourself...again. What a plonker. Lol.
  8. Seriously now Weasel is this how sad your existence here has become? You have a drink and drug induced meltdown most nights (giving the whole corner an insight into your obvious mental health issues) returning the next day spouting your usual diatribe with no shame or self awareness. I am not mocking mental health issues at all and I have a lot of time for people suffering with it. You are obviously suffering Weasel and I don't think you'll get the help you need here.
  9. They stink of sweaty balls and farts though, ask @Dawn Chorus it knows what I mean.
  10. Thanks for that info. @Dawn Chorus I ask again, do you get sweaty balls?
  11. How's your holiday going? Don't get too pissed and hungover...the house wants cleaning and my dirty pants need washing.
  12. Wrong. I have a problem with something having a cock and balls and pretending to be a woman. Fucking fruitcake. Lol.
  13. What the weather been like down your way lately? It's been pretty warm here, do you get sweaty balls like me? I had to put the fan directly on them the other day. Blimey, I bet you'd need an industrial sized fan to cool down that pair of footballs you've got swinging away. Fuck off.
  14. What am I then? An algorithm or human... you've changed your mind within 10 minutes. You seem very confused, perhaps you should jump under a train.
  15. What shade do you wear with that green shell suit of yours then?
  16. Are you related to Weasel (Dyslexic Cnut)? His Papa perhaps, the reason I ask is you both have no self awareness at all and accuse others of being exactly what you are. What a pair of seriously disturbed fucking plonkers. It saddens me to know the likes of you and Weasel are out there living amongst the decent folk. Fuck off.
  17. How you feeling today Weasel? I bet you feel like shit...and I'm glad. What a fucking plonker. Lol.
  18. @Frank and Weasel (DC) have a date planned in August. Could this be the day when Frank finally lets the Weasel suck him off. Poor old Weasel has been waiting for so long.
  19. Fucking hell is Weasel having a meltdown? Lol.
  20. I agree those engines were amazing with the sound to match but sadly for F1 to survive it has had to adapt to please the green brigade. Fuck knows what the carbon footprint of one of the teams is let alone all of the others, and as you say the engine they decide to use doesn't make much difference overall. F1 has improved recently though compared to the 'save fuel' and 'lift and coast' bollocks from a while back.
  21. Alonso is high maintenance and he is out of options, I remember his hissy fit calling the new Honda engine a GP2 engine over the radio...I was at Silverstone and the Honda sounded like a load of shit each time it passed but he acted like a right cunt. They need to do something, I noticed the number of rich cunts watching on a balcony dwindled as the procession dragged on. They need to look at other tracks as well, too many boring races. How a track designer can design a track that makes overtaking difficult is confusing, the designers who are responsible need to be beaten to death with a steering wheel.
  22. Going to be interesting with the new regulations etc, I think Ferrari might come up with something special and it's about time they did. There are some very good young drivers around in F1 and I'm hoping the new regulations even things out a bit more and provide more wheel to wheel racing. F1 needs more Baku's as there was more excitement in today's race than the last ten Monaco's put together. What do think they could do to liven up Monaco? I get the fact it has to be on the calendar but they need to do something to liven it up, perhaps mid race get @Frank to stroll out on track doing his terrible dancing whilst the drivers try to avoid him at 150mph. I'm sure he would feel right at home strolling around Monaco in his shitty shoes.
  23. Yep Ricciardo should be doing much better considering his experience and talent. I think his time has passed and I can see a repeat of his last season at Red Bull with Max outshining him and Norris doing the same at McLaren. It's funny how drivers careers work out, some like Lewis make the right move at the right time and others like Alonso totally fuck it up.
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