Old Chap Raasclaat

I'm annoyed you didn't turn up for the jerk chicken on Harrow road, Withers. Cost me a fortune to add the arsenic to yours.

Reported.

After a long spell of uncertainty, I've decided to give you another chance, Harold. Although your clearly off your fucking nut and costing the NHS a fortune in mental health costs you're alright. @and on the other hand is a no good, wrong'un cunt. Now, you listen, and you listen good, I'll dealing with him on my own way and would appreciate you keeping out of it, is that understood?

Oh, you're back, unfortunately. I thought (and hoped) you were dead or killed yourself. Whatever time you've had away has not improved your output has it? Spend it on a bomb and get rid of Putin and the Kremlin? Thanks for stating the obvious but I doubt even the US could pull that off, so it'll likely never happen. While it's nice to see you actually comment on the subject, as opposed to @ing Wolfie, DC, Decs and myself in nearly all of your comments with utterly shite insults, it's reminded me of how awful a contributor you really are. You're a thick cunt, with no humour whatsoever and are clearly only hanging around like a bad smell (Shit, lol) because you know everyone (apart from Pen) wants you dead. Do yourself a favour and fuck off.

Haven't got a clue what you're on about, Harold.

Try the carnivore diet for a month and move to the Keto diet if you can't stick to it. Stable blood sugar levels, work harder for longer and you don't shit and fart all the time. The modern diet is shite, designed to feed the masses. If that all fails, swallow a kilo of salt and go for a run.

It's elc, following me around the site with his shite retorts. I've really upset you, haven't I? You stupid weakling. Lol. Listen, I might wind you up some more tomorrow, if I can be arsed, now until then be quiet and fuck off.

No, carbs are bad for you... I limit mine to 10% of my intake.

I've not even read it, Ape. I've no doubt the posting a new nomination obsessed idiot could have simply said whatever he's written (if you can call it that) on an existing thread. He must be on at least 100 nominations now, the thick cunt.

After examining the footage, he should be disqualified immediately. He is technically double hitting the Cue ball, he brings it back with his upper lip first and then hits it with his chin, this also gives the cue ball more momentum than simply using his chin alone. Anyways, any predictions or things to look forward to, Frank?

The French are fucking useless, the Normans weren't actually French anyways. Descended from the Northmen (hence the name Normans) and lead by King Rollo, they were formidable. Played a major role in the Crusades also, top geezers from lowly/poor origins who didn't let their background affect their ambition and gave France a rare victory against the English. They inspire me.

Nah, long distance running is for weedy little cunts, not a 100+ kilo weighing strapping lad like me. Bedsides, it gives me sweaty bollocks... I'm sure you know all about that.

There is so much more to Jamaican food than Jerk seasoning, Withers. Next time you venture out of Basildon, I mean France, send me a PM. We could meet up on Harrow road and get some Caribbean food, I might even listen to your tales of your failed racing career in the 1940s. Fuck off.

You're right, CG. I think he's talking about butch dyke Clare Balding. Harold is a mad cunt (and possibly a bit gay) but I'm beginning to understand him. The marathon is a massive pile of shit, the BBC who don't have a lot of popular sport to show due to Sky etc always make a song and dance about whatever crumbs there are able to show... Women's football being another example. Now, If the BBC had Lee McKenzie (Channel 4 F1 presenter with a nice Scottish accent) presenting the Marathon I'd be an instant fan.

Dear oh dear, me 'Reporting' your the other day clearly hasn't annoyed you has it, elc? This 'Nomination' sums you and your pathetic existence here up perfectly, passing judgement on members that contribute far more than you ever could and talking about which members are normal and not normal. You big fucking girl, lol. You then perform to the cheap seats by ranting about the usual immigration, oil protester shite. You have nothing to offer, no void to fill here and are making even more of a cunt of yourself each day... that is hilarious. You are the easiest person to wind up here and you dont even know it. You utter fucking spastic and bellend to boot. Lol.

Yes, that's how I'd describe your return... After you said you'd quit The Corner and came back after one day. Idiot.

Reported.

Derail my thread again and I'll end yours. You offer nothing, you self obsessed shitbreath cunt. Fuck off.

You sound angry.

Neil, you come across as a right miserable cunt. Have you ever had a pet?

Honest question, Pen, do you believe you're the worst on here?

What are you saying about the DVD/Blu Ray CYE box set then?

Nah, I knew his Grandad in the 1930's.

Anything to stop the spastic writing more nominations, Cuntybaws. He keeps calling me a little cunt, lol, I know deep down he wishes he was dead and I'm simply guiding him to his destiny.

Reported for thread derailment. As a smoker, what do you think about this latest anti smoking shit to come out of Westminster, Frank?