Old Chap Raasclaat

No, you asked @Wolfie. Dear oh dear, elc, you are losing the plot by the minute this evening. I think it's fair to say you'd be better off dead as opposed to making even more of a cunt of yourself. Fuck off.

I'm currently plucking @entitled little cunt, he'll be ready for the pot next week. Harold is in a world of his own and I think we'll simply have to be patient and wait until he kills himself.

Well, there we are everyone, elc has assumed something so it must be true. I don't know what's worse, your punctuation or your delusional belief that you know and are right about everything. You stupid, daft cunt. Lol.

What makes you think you're able to speak for most on here, elc? You will give proper answer. Lol.

Do you have any evidence to back up this number?

One minute you're saying if people don't like what you write then don't read it and now your speaking for 'most' people. What the fuck makes you think you can speak for most people on here when you can't even write a simple sentence? You utter piece of cunt and thick idiot to boot. Lol.

I'm not smug, you better explain yourself before throwing words like that around, elc. Why do you keep calling me little? How tall are you? Grandad said you're a short arse cunt.. lol.

Smoking, although I quit smoking around a year ago, I have to admit to liking it... The smell, smoking after a meal or sex and when pissed and or coked up a cigarette can be a necessity. Whether you like it or not, smoking is cool. Anyways, enough about me, what about Rishi Sunak proposing an effective smoking ban by raising the legal smoking age each year? The cunts in parliament are voting on it as I write this and no doubt many had or are having a crafty cigarette before the vote. Fines for shops selling to underage smokers (good luck proving that) yet cigarettes brought in from abroad are allowed to be smoked. Will they search you to confirm your cigarettes are from another country? What a fucking pile of shit and yet another example of this country and its laws encroaching on our ability to enjoy and kill ourselves (if we want to). Rishi is a vegetarian and I doubt the boring cunt drinks either... I bet his stinking veggie farts cause more damage to people within his farts range than passive smoking ever would. Boris the daft cunt would never have allowed this to even get to a vote. I doubt Rishi will stop vaping and all the corner shops selling that synthetic shite though will he? It's enough to make to make me want to start smoking again. 20 Embassy and a bottle of Appleton. Utter fucking cunts.

Neil, I thought the British Passport had to be British made and worth owning... Only to find out it's made in fucking Poland. What the hell is going on? Shall I join you and vote Reform UK?

Last time I checked I was on this site, not in it. It's no wonder you have a problem with the school system, it didn't fail you, you failed it. You thick, can't write a sentence cunt. Lol.

I watched some CYE years ago, Frank. I found it hilarious, what did your think of the episode when the speed camera catches Larry looking at the black woman's ass in his car? I'd love to watch them all, in order, Frank. Could you leave the box set you've finished watching outside the Athenian grocery store in the picture? I'd really appreciate it, Frank. PM me the time and I'll be there to collect. Thanks in advance, Frank.

Don't shoot the messenger. Grandads not happy, elc, he'd prefer it if you stopped embarrassing yourself here. 'A grown man, unable to write a sentence, is a fucking cunt'. His words not mine. What do think about that?

I thought you'd keep your thick head down after yesterday but then again, you're such a daft cunt it's no surprise you're back. Tell me, was it a busy day at your 'Business'? Any issues selling the big issue? Lol. Grandad said you're making a right cunt of yourself on here by the way. He said your punctuation is worse than a recent immigrants. What shall I tell him, elc?

I remember you admitting you kick dogs though, is it only Horses you care about?

I was born in the year of the Horse. Horses are beautiful and powerful, like me. I'm not really a gambling man and don't like seeing the Horses raced to near death at times, by some midget Paddy cunt. Do you know what I mean?

It's good to hear you're getting your life back on track, Big Bollock. Did you buy a bungalow so you could stagger around drunk and not fall down stairs? Anyways, renting is a fucking nuisance these days, I'm thinking of getting a working girl or two working from my Flat... No tenancy agreements, no tenants rights, cash (no trail) and no phonecalls about the something needing fixing. What do you think?

Pen, have you noticed Frank creeping up the leaderboard? Stupid question, of course you have as you've been helping manipulate the leaderboard, haven't you? You fucking cunt.

You what?

I talk to Grandad you thick cunt, not you. Do you understand?

Harold, what do you think of elc's vile behaviour towards me?

Do you think I'll get an imaginary M5?

Harold, I thought you'd fucked off? Well, that lasted all of five minutes didn't it. Lol.

How odd, that's exactly what Grandad elc said about you. He also said he might be your Dad. Lol

Are the drinks on you then, Neil? If your awarding likes is anything to go by, I guess not. You tight, fat fucking cunt. I'll get back to you regarding British made things worth owning.