Old Chap Raasclaat

He's a triple distilled cunt of rare purity, DC. He's a business owner apparently, lol, can you imagine getting an invoice from @entitled little cunt? The thick cunt would mean to charge £1000 but end up writing an IOU for £4000. It's rather sad an obviously grown man cannot even write a simple sentence, however, I do applaud his confidence in letting the virtual world know he's a proper spastic... In real life his drool, shitting himself and eating said shit is a clear giveaway. His Grandad said elc isn't going to last the month. I tend to agree.

Never mind that shit, Big Bollock, have you got a job yet? Also, have they repossessed the bungalow?

Blimey, elc... I think I may have picked the wrong fight here. If you keep firing these heavyweight retorts at me, I'll be on the ropes later this evening. Anyways, I was wondering how you are able to run your own business, be on here all day, every day making a cunt of yourself whilst clearly being a thick spastic who can't even write a proper sentence. Lol. PS. I am 140 years old and I knew you're Grandad and I still speak with him from time to time. He told me to tell you he thinks you've let the family down and that you're a fucking idiot. What do you want me to tell him?

Shut up you cunt.

Shut the fuck up, cunt.

Reported.

What a patriot you are, Neil. Driving a Swedish motor. Do you have IKEA furniture?

Fuck off.

Dear oh dear, Neil. Do you treat your home the same then? Walk in the cunt, eat/shit/sleep in the cunt, walk out the cunt the next day and so on. Let's live in a flea and rat infested shit hole right, as long as a home does what it's supposed to. You should be ashamed of yourself.

What about stupid, lazy cunts who leave their newly cleaned cars to 'Air dry', which leaves watermarks all over it. Or daft cunts that have a black car and think it doesn't show the dirt, so never wash it. Cunts.

Is that you asking me nicely to stop picking on you? I might consider it when you show some respect to the Windrush lot that fought in the war to save your lot. You ungrateful piece of shit. Whoops, I said shit, calm down, and. Lol.

You know what, and, on reflection I've be been a right cunt to you during my time here. Considering the Morrisons Meatballs are most likely not very good, how about I give them to my neighbours dog and let you know when the dogs shits out said meatballs? I doubt you have Eau de Meatball in your vast Dog shit collection, or am I wrong? Lol

I made the mistake of going into this vile shit hole again, didn't I. Feeling a bit peckish and unable to resist chicken and ribs, due to my heritage, I went in, dodged the assortment of fat cunts, chavs, addicts, down and outs and spastics and headed to the hot food counter. As I'm waiting some drunk looking twat in fake The North Face tracksuit bottoms is swarming around said hot food counter, staring at shit he can't afford, lol. The lady working at the counter ignored the tramp and asked me what I wanted. After placing my order the cunt gets brave and says 'Did you nahht see me waiting here before ya' in an Irish accent... I thought he was @PANZER MURPHY so I thought I'd be nice and replied 'Yeah I see you and what the fuck are you going to do abaaaht it, you fucking prick'. The Paddy realises he might get a slap and tries to blame the woman serving saying... 'You caused this, I want to speak to the manager' blah, blah, blah. I left the stupid cunt bitching to a staff member. The morals of this story are... Dont get in the way of Raas and chicken and pork ribs, stay away from the Irish and always 'forget' to put something through the self checkout. I got some free meatballs. Lol.

Frank, I'm in the Anthologist, off Cheapside near St Pauls Station. I think it's about time we got things sorted out... The place is full of cunts so you'll fit right in, get yourself down here. I'm having a pint, what shall you order for you?

Are you telling me you run a business with punctuation like yours? Lol. I think you are a 'self employed' Big Issue seller and tramp to boot, aren't you? You stupid, irritating cunt.

Did you actually say that? You Grandad aged spastic, dear oh dear. Lol.

@Penny Farthing, are you going to take this?

Harold, you stupid, demented old cunt. The original Band Aid was recorded at Sarm West Studios, down the road from me near Portobello road. What do think about that?

Only elc could make his first comment on new topic and inspire himself to write another (shit) great nomination... according to himself. Have you got any holidays coming up elc? Are you planning on shutting the fuck up and/or fucking off anytime soon?

Not interested, I'm totally wasted and have better things to do than converse with a green sock wearing idiot, who has a like to post ratio under 50%. Do you understand?

Join me in picking on@entitled little cunt then, you greasy, faggot cunt. Cmon lets get him.

Idiot.

I'm now looking for a Girlfriend in the Greatest Britain after becoming a UK citizen, CG. Tell me, are all the women as Ladylike as you?

Apart from the dreadful punctuation etc, are you able to provide a link to said Green Party electoral hopeful getting part of her finger bitten off? Or, have you made it up to suit another one of your awful nominations? You will provide a link or give proper answer, elc.

No shit, elc. Could it be you bored the women (men?) In your life to death with your pound shop Alf Garnet impersonation? 'I'll tell, you, what. Daphne.theeeres to many darkys in the country.even thoug Im parrt bud bud ding ding, we needs to get the darky out'. It's no wonder old Daphne fucked off and ended up sucking a black schlong is it? You boring, thick fucking spastic. Lol.