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Old Chap Raasclaat

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  1. Old Chap Raasclaat
    Glad to hear it Fatty, now get back to that full English breakfast. You fat fucking cunt.
  2. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I'll be honest LCS, I'm 45 later this year and I don't like the direction the UK is going. The Tory bastards are revealing their long term plan little by little. https://news.sky.com/story/govt-turns-to-private-sector-in-attempt-to-cut-nhs-waiting-lists-12933175 It's becoming more and more authoritarian and the gulf between the the wealthy and the poor can't have ever been greater in my opinion. London is seemingly full of ridiculously wealthy types and poorer types doing low skilled jobs to cater for the rich. This can't be a surprise considering we've had the Tories in power for so long. Why they are so obsessed with selling everything off is very strange, especially as it's privatisation that's enabled the water companies for example to get us into the mess were in. Sewage pumped into rivers, fish 'mysteriously' dying in massive numbers and minimal investment (if at all) in the upkeep and modernisation of the outdated sewage and water supply system, whilst simultaneously awarding the shareholders massive payouts. The whole thing stinks. I would never vote Tory but there's not really a party that I agree with mostly and want to vote for. I'll most like write 'cunts' on the Ballot paper at the next election.
  3. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I thought you hated lamb Decs? I don't mind it myself. I buy a whole lamb or two from my mate in Wales, organic, chopped, labelled and ready for the pot or freezer. I pay around £140+ and I'm sure the legs were around 3kg each. A frozen lamb leg is also a good weapon if some cunt knocks my door complaining about some drug deal I know nothing about.
  4. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I'm a bit skint. Cost of living and all that, can we come to an arrangement?
  5. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I've noticed you employ the James O'Brien technique when it comes to debate... Divert the conversation by bringing up some shit from ages ago (that not many remember) as your attack, twist the original point to suit your argument, throw in some big words that nobody uses in general everyday conversations (that also signifies extreme arrogance and narcissism and a little insecurity) and end with an insult. This is not acceptable Mrs Roops, we began our online counseling a while back, after you took the first step and admitted you can be wrong, yet you're seemingly unwilling to continue this necessary treatment. You didn't even pay for the last session, who the hell do think you are anyways, wasting my time like this?
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    @Mrs Roops, I've noticed your output is around 97% with King Billy. I thought I'd ask your opinion on the cost of living crisis and the current UK economic climate (interest rates etc), you know, to add a bit of variety to your thoroughly interesting and oft times hilarious posts. I'm finding all of this economic shite and cost of living crisis astonishingly unbearable and I was wondering what you thought about it?
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    I bet you're still eating well aren't you? No cost of living crisis is getting in the way of you and scoffing Greggs pasties... Glad your well Fatty, you fat fucking cunt.
  8. Old Chap Raasclaat
    Yes, as well as burning Rome.
  9. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I was going to mention the women's 'Football' to you Neil. Watched a couple of games the other day and although there were some genuinely quality moments (from France) the overall level is still fucking shite. Have you noticed they don't seem to have any real (male) footballers as pundits? All women, yet the BBC/ITV seem to think women are qualified to be pundits on Match of the day, Internationals. It's a fucking disgrace, some cunt will try to promote mixed teams next. When will the first trans 'woman' win the female Ballon d'or?
  10. Old Chap Raasclaat
    You fucking cunt.
  11. Old Chap Raasclaat
    Tell me about it Big Bollock, I was sat in my London flat the other day, admiring the finish of the 'Moles Breath' Farrow and Ball paint on the wall, only to think to myself 'what about the peasants'... I felt like a right cunt and had to do something, I decided leave W11 and spend some time at my other flat, near the River Frome. Nice fresh air and trees to admire... I might have an organic coffee and spliff on the balcony soon.
  12. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I reckon Nero is an ancestor of mine.
  13. Old Chap Raasclaat
    What is your take on the current economic climate and cost of living?
  14. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I really feel for his Ukrainian female tenant... I can imagine him deliberately breaking the boiler, only to assure said tenant (whispering) 'Dont worry love, I'm Big Bollock, I'll pop in after work and sort it'. Shortly before returning to fix the boiler, he downs 6 cans of Tennent's, sprays on half a bottle of Lynx Africa and knocks the poor cows door. Attempting to create some chemistry through eye contact, he can't even focus on her. She's wishing she was back in Ukraine and he pisses himself at the door... before stumbling back to his room at the back of the shared house. What a fucking drunken cunt he is. Lol.
  15. Old Chap Raasclaat
    Translation... I'll have a saveloy up my number 2 pipe... You vile beast. Fuck off.
  16. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I believe the Empire Windrush was a Ship, not a Boat. Stop sniffing dog shit, you thick cunt. Lol
  17. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I knew including the word 'Shit' in the title would attract a comment from you. You repetitive, irritating fucking weirdo. Fuck off. Lol.
  18. Old Chap Raasclaat
    There's something of the night about you Mullet. Are you a beast?
  19. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I thought you said you were mortgage free after working hard or something similar a while ago Big Bollock? Maybe you convinced yourself you were after a heavy weekend. Anyways, will you pass on the entire increase to your tenants, or give them a discount if they drink with and keep you company?
  20. Old Chap Raasclaat
    August 2023, it's been pissing down for weeks and now the Bank of England have decided to piss on the homeowner folk and raise interest rates (the highest they've been since the beginning of the financial crisis). Yes, Brexit has caused instability and financial/investment uncertainty but let's not forget Liz 'downs syndrome and not worthy of' Truss and Kamikwasi Farteng helping this crisis along... (Truss is now collecting her former Prime Minister 100k a year payment). These Tory bastards are all out of ideas and talent, the icing on the cake being we now have an unelected, near Billionaire, no mandate cunt at the helm who most likely wipes his curry shitting arse with brand new £20 notes he gets from his banker mate. Cunts are pulling their own teeth out because they can't get a dentist appointment or register with an NHS one, working parents paid a pittance with some having to use food banks. Cant seem to get an appointment with your GP anymore, you have to call first thing in the morning, download, upload a load of pictures etc in the hope the GP gives you an appointment that day. Hordes of rat, scavenging boat cunts turning up, cap in hand and being put up in hotels whilst the Government have to pay poorer British people cost of living payments because all of the countries privatised utilities aren't affordable. I wonder how many will lose their homes this year due to unaffordable mortgage repayments? This is simply not good enough for a G8 country. We really need a change at the top, however I worry if Labour get in Sir Keir will convert to Islam and start sending ferries over to pick up the rats from Calais. All this shite going on and this Tory bastard reckons the over 50s should start delivering takeaways to make ends meet lol. https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/over-50s-takeaway-drivers/ The foreseeable future is fucking shit, the need for side incomes/hustles has never been greater... Good luck riding out this shit storm fellow cunts and cunters. Fucking hell.
  21. Old Chap Raasclaat
    Shut up you cunt.
  22. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I was struggling to come up with a title for my book (based on you). Thanks Pen, you unintentionally helpful fucking cunt.
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  24. Old Chap Raasclaat
    This is a bit confusing Frank. Am I looking at his eyes, nose, face? What's going on here Frank?
  25. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I'm getting pissed off with the City, Frank... I don't know if it's the heat or if I'm worn out. Am I tired of London? Am I tired of life?
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