Old Chap Raasclaat

Two responses and quoting yourself, what's going on elc? You clearly struggled at school as evidenced with your awful punctuation and issues with the school system and Teachers. I find it quite funny that you write and articulate yourself worse than 90% of the foreigners you keep on about yet seem to think the entire membership wants even more of your playing to the cheap seats shite... I want to help you, elc but you need to admit you need help yourself. Do you have a genuine learning difficulty?

Break this statement down, elc. Are you saying I'm simple, you are simple and is 'so are you' some sort of childish retort? You're clearly a bitter, angry little man who hasn't got over being treated like the spastic you were at school and now, all these years later, hate the world you live in. All you do is moan and try to drag the entire membership down to your bitter level with your relentless nominations about whatever has pissed you off that particular day. I'm sure you would reluctantly agree with me when I say you'd be better off dead, wouldn't you elc? Lol.

Yes, that describes this nomination perfectly. Give it a rest, elc, you're flooding the board with shite every day. Fuck off.

@Admin, @Mrs Roops, any chance of adding a 'Spastic lounge' or 'Fucking idiot lounge'? I'm sure @entitled little cunt, @ChildeHarold, @Penny Farthing and @and would love that kind of addition, where they could talk utter shit to eachother. Fucking hell.

Shut up you cunt.

Yawn, you really a useless piece of shit. All you seem to do hang around the Corner quoting and @ing the characters that have been mean to you. Lol. Take some time off, collect some more shit, come up with some new shit recipes or something... anything but bother me. Fuck off.

Nevermind, elc, you'll always be a tool.

Lol, I remember you thinking you were coming to Frank's rescue the other day by accusing me of retracting a like, which I didn't actually do. You made yourself and Frank look a right pair of cunts. Best to keep out of things, and, you're a liability. Remember, I'm always a step ahead of you. Idiot.

Panzer, I don't understand the complexities of Northern Ireland but am I right in thinking the Irish are outbreeding the British there... Similarly to how the Muslims are outbreeding the British here?

Hilarious, elc.

You really are a negative, boring fucking cunt, aren't you elc. If everyone was like you the world would be an even more miserable place than it is. All you do is moan about things, you're clearly an old cunt who life has left behind and I've no doubt you bore the local post office worker with your 'Dont go there' tales as a massive queue builds behind you. I'd rather read @Penny Farthing's posts than yours at the moment and that is reason enough to kill yourself. I'm giving you a week to turn it around, otherwise I'm coming for you.

Back on topic, The Princess of Wales has had treatment for Cancer... @Last Cunt Standing you were clearly onto something, must be your medical background. Will she outlive the King?

Stop talking shit about shit Withers, you French Worm. Did you see me dispatch Frank yesterday? What are your thoughts on the subject?

@Mrs Roops, as you advised me once... Stop pursuing vendettas etc blah, blah blah. Anyways, did you witness me send an out of control, drunk on leaderboard success Frank running away with his tail between his legs? It could well be my finest hour on the corner and I was wondering what you thought about it? PS. Why have you killed DC? Reinstate him immediately, or our dirty weekend in Port Talbot is off. Is that understood?

Harold, since my return, I've noticed nobody even bothers conversing with you anymore... You are now reduced to a demented running commentary. It's disappointing as at one point I thought you'd found your place here. What are you going to do about it?

Pen, you do realise if you are responding to somebody using the quote function, you don't have to @ them in the same response? You stupid fucking idiot. You always get a voice when Frank's around, well, he's fucked himself and you're left on your own. You better not be here tomorrow as I'll be looking for you. Cunt.

He's exhausted now, Eric... No doubt sipping a warm Baileys and telling his Husband he's had a 'difficult week' at work... meaning he's been on here all week, acting the cunt. The daft, inherited money bellend.

He's a seriously insecure man, Ape. Have you noticed all the does, no matter what the topic, is mention some fake part of his life or how he's feeling, asking what he should do etc. He clearly has parent issues and I'm glad they hated his guts.

It's been a truly awful week, Ape, Frank's has been on here day and night. In his desperate attempt to top the leaderboard the idiot was responding to everyone and literally replying to all of my posts, I've never seen the cunt so chatty. One fake threat to his leaderboard 'triumph' was all it took for him to make a right cunt of himself and desperately check he was still at the top. What a fucking plonker he is. Lol.

@Frank I think I've well and truly snookered you this evening. Lol. All before 7pm... Think I'll have cuppa and watch some TV, I doubt you'll be showing yourself again this evening.

The stupid alcoholic old poof had too many afternoon drinks whilst thinking about me... I helped myself to his bank cards, shat in his toaster and pissed in his only pair of Loakes. Lol.

Idiot, I didn't actually do it you muppet. The minute I said it, @Frank was all over the homepage, he must have refreshed it 70 times, lol. I've got screenshots of the online user list to prove it. Lol. I'll always be a step ahead of you, and.

It's a Raas classic.

All done, two likes taken away... You're no longer topping the leaderboard. Lol

Frank, topping the leaderboard (after you're Herculean effort lol) has clearly gone to your bald, olive shaped head. Watch your step, otherwise I may have to take back the two likes I gave you (out of sympathy) and make you second on the leaderboard. Do you understand?