ProfB
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Constipation issues?
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Christmas adverts and songs being played incessantly in October
ProfB replied to a topic in The Corner
Noddy Holder -
Who told you that?
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Are we supposed to understand what you are talking about?
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I like your uniform
Kiss me goodnight sergeant Major, sergeant Major be a mother to me.
Love ProfB xxx
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Get you? I have not urinated anywhere other than the ladies major. What you say re the Boris's has opened my eyes. We will fight them on the beaches.
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Radish Sunhat has got big ears - my bestie, Big Kazza told me it means a small willy.
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Where did you get that hat?
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No Waitrose, Morries want £20 notes currently, Sains & Waitrose are £16 Cheers Panzer.
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Mrs Roots will ban you when she reads this.
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What Do We Want? "A General Election!" When Do We Want It? "CUNT".
ProfB replied to Decimus's topic in The Corner
How does Jesus Christ make tea? Hebrews it. 😬 -
Women's vod XXX
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His wife has a different surname: Akshata Murty. I wonder if he signed a prenups, or does he plan to take her for a ride?
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I tried to edit this, but the corner went funny - temp unavailable, it should say & Mrs Roots is not a cunt either, that's Harry too. Love ProfB xxx
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That's Prince Harry, Mrs Roots is not ginger.
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What Do We Want? "A General Election!" When Do We Want It? "CUNT".
ProfB replied to Decimus's topic in The Corner
She's a foxtress. Sadly, we have Radish Sunhat - instead of a hot babe. It's very important the PM has sex appeal - but it's gone tit up on us this time. -
What Do We Want? "A General Election!" When Do We Want It? "CUNT".
ProfB replied to Decimus's topic in The Corner
I wish she had won. She was a magician assistant & wore lovely sequin body suits. If she was PM, I think she'd top up her salary by joining FansOnly. My Besty Big K & I are straight - but we wanted Penny the sex bomb as our new PM. -
Yes, & he'll be burning incense sticks in the House of Parls - I recommend Sandalwood, it's great for manifesting your wishes. (Big K my besty, met her new fella within 24 hours of profB's magic spell). Will he be 'fasting' in return for the gods lowering energy bills?
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Yes you tell him Eric & only boys care about Dr Who for some reason? Me & my bestie Big Kazza are more into fondant fancies, than 'tardis's' 🙉
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You don't pull the wool over my eyes - you live with your Mam & daren't date a girl (or boy for that matter). Curl up and die, you cunt wagon without an handbrake. Major - your willy is teeny. Mrs Roots should ban you for not having sufficient man meat. Gonna tell her about you (reporting your small willy & void personality), so you better start praying. Love ProfB XXX
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Menstrual cycle?
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Who is really the cunt? Who is the angry one? Who knows he's in the wrong?
