ProfB

You look lovely, in your easter bonnet.

getting rid of unwanted sofas? Justin Sofas - been there & worn the t-shirt.

I like your uniform

Kiss me goodnight sergeant Major, sergeant Major be a mother to me.

Love ProfB xxx

Hi

Tragic, your botox failed big style.

Do you know how stupid you look? Fredders Mercs would turn in his grave if he saw you.

Wind your neck in, you look like a deformed giraffe's scrotum.

You are very attractive & look highly intelligent with your big forehead. Your ears are cute too.

You look beautiful, your high forehead means you are very intelligent Mr Ape.

Love Prof B xxx

I wouldn't lower myself to engage with this toothless fool.

WHERE ARE YOU SPOTTY? PLEASE COME BACK.

Surely this is not the end?

Love ProfB XXX

You look a twat in that wig, mind you, you look a twat without too.

Love ProfB xxx

Mrs Roots, I have 2 warnings? How can I get them removed?

Love ProfB xxx

Hello Dave old Pal xxx

Your armpits look like they STINK?

🐀 rat 🐀 rat 🐀 rat🐀 rat 🐀 rat 🐀 rat🐀 rat 🐀 rat 🐀 rat🐀 rat 🐀 rat 🐀 rat🐀 rat 🐀 rat 🐀 rat

getting rid of unwanted sofas

just in sofas? yease 👍 

Hello, I don't believe I've had the pleasure?

Cheese greater face- but you know it's a fine city - have you pressed + on google maps because if I see you, you'll get a kick up the rump.

OH BOLIIX YOU WINGE PIECE

YAWN, YAWN.

Hope you aren't looking for a wife.

What's up with you pal?