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ProfB

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  1. Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

    What is this? Why am I saying things I didn’t say? Who said what.

    I’m back here five minutes, make one post and now I’m in the middle of some other peoples spasticity.

    🙁

    My post went wrong Eric, the muss said things.

  2. 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    Before my time. Must have been a football club owned by Rick Spangle.

    And the ‘1200’ pages is clearly an exaggeration. It was probably around 210.

    Good evening Eric?

  3. 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    he said nowt, I cannot get rid of the link

    53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    Ass-holes or even that stupid fucking retard Lamb.

    BOLLOX

     

    MUSS SAID It, Eric is a mate, my links have gone tit up Mrs roots.

  4. On 24/06/2023 at 17:10, Dyslexic cnut said:

    I’ve been buying another Rolex this week. The Authorised dealer reckons that four of these billionaire cunts were wearing that mega-deep dive watch. Level 5 titanium guaranteed down to around 15000’+’ These watches, if diamond encrusted, as they will be, are worth around £700k each. That’s the only reason they’re searching for something other than gravy.

    Bore bag. There's all kinds of zillions of pounds worth of jewels festooned in the titanic.

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  5. On 24/06/2023 at 14:13, Roadkill said:

    Five bodies in a carbon fibre tube imploding at 4000m. Carbon fibre is strong but brittle, it would have shattered like a fragmentation grenade at that depth. You might get a fragment of hip bone or femur to mourn if you're incredibly lucky but the rest is already gone on the current.

    where did you study medicine Roaders?

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  6. 37 hours of oxygen - they could keep holding their breath for a minute each to ensure they can stretch their supply out for as long as possible.

    My bestie Kazza, can hold her breath for 64 seconds at a time, I can do 55 seconds.

    Pres Biden has commented, Raddish Sunhat hasn't yet read the news, so nothing from him at the mo.

    No Eric Cuntsmen tonight? Eric knows a lot about most things, so he will know plenty about missing subs.

  7. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12215585/Coast-Guard-admits-not-able-rescue-five-people-board-missing-Titanic-tourist-sub.html

    40 hours of oxygen left on the sub. My bestie, Kazza, says the sub might have crashed into a high speed swordfish.

    I read they bought bits from eBay to build the sub:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12214617/Titanic-sub-like-kit-car-built-Amazon-parts.html

    😬

    Good evening everyone.

    Love ProfB XXX

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  8. 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    Good evening ProfB. Do you think that King Charlie can still play with his own willie? Or do you think that his banana bunch saveloy hands now make it impossible?

    How big is his willy? Do you have any idea Eric?

    He did tampon gate?

  9. 6 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

    Laffin 

    UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

    White professor and a black student or black professor and a white student or a black professor and a black student or white professor and a white student.

    It’s that simple.

    Love ProfB xxx

    PS & big black willies

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  10. My bestie Big Kazza has Irish blood, on her Dad's side.

    & she does that luck of the Irish thing. THOUGH her new Man is Scottish - Gilbert.

    Meanwhile ProfB received a 'Random act of kindness'-  some kind person left me a bunch of daffs, at my front door.

    Love ProfB xxx

     

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  11. On 22/02/2023 at 19:33, Eric Cuntman said:

    Hello ProfB. Have you done anything interesting lately, or do you have any outrageous tales of Big Kazza to share?

    Big Kazza's a bit stressed regarding the cucumber shortage - she needs cucumbers for her Tzatiki sauce amongst other things you see Eric.

    Love ProfB xxx

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  12. On 06/02/2023 at 11:05, Eric Cuntman said:

     

    I think that just leaves Tequila. Although that makes me want to move to Mexico and change my name to ‘El Diablo Blanco’.

    My Bestie Big Kazza is well into Tequila, she has 791 of those plastic hat/lids in her knicker drawer.

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  13. Madonna can keep her toyboys, they talk daft.

    Big K & I was in Morries getting our/her girlie drinks, the light on self ass starts flashing, putting big Kazza  & I well into the party mood - she (big K) parked her arse on the scales to take the weight off her feet - Add your own bag message appeared. Well, long story short - we are now barred from Morries. A under 30 chap, started harping on - big K gave him - the length of her tongue & said what she'd like to do to his mother. 🤐

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