scotty

"He put his hand over her mouth and told her it would be 'OK'." That's pretty much what I tell my girlfriends. I don't like to get their hopes up.

What actually happened here? Did he get the girl out of the burning house, drag her behind a bush and fuck her? He can't have been the only fireman there, surely?

I'm going to copy this thread to the sicki forum baws, see what they make of it.

He's an alright bloke. I've done a few jobs for him over the years, he's always been friendly.

Soles, wherever he is and whatever he's doing, applescruff will definitely be less happy than you. Or anybody else on the fucking planet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuc3faQAEs

They're in Torbay, have a wild guess.

Just seen the footage eddie, looked like the full stephen hawking to me, complete with colostomy bag and motorised wheelchair. Turns out he just cracked a couple of vertebrae.

Billy bragg is one of the most annoying cunts ever to walk the earth. He might even make a few valid points for all I know, I have no idea though because he's such an irritating twat that I can't listen to him for more than 15 seconds. The same goes for that queen of interruptions, ann fucking widdicombe. I'd pay good money to see those two stranded on a desert island with only each other for company.

Very true, alfie. The same goes for the demonisation of immigrants, just look at the latest tory proposals for getting private landlords to kick them out.

Spotter, the only difference between you and eddie izzard is that he's a fucking cunt and you're not.

Watch yourself eddie, once the roopster gets the scent of blood in her nostrils the sound of burning posters is drowned out by the howls of the banned. Its not a pretty sight.

True, dapps. I'd expect more in the way of good taste on a highbrow forum like this one.

"words of hope", lmfao

Ah, but he needs them. His eyes are going to require protection when that closet door finally gets opened.

Maddie??

This might as well be typed in russian for all the sense it makes to me. Wtf is bawsy spouting on about ???

A glance over the shoulder, a pout, and a lick of the lips can be the sexiest thing in the world. But according to my doctor, it's inappropriate during a rectal examination.

You joining the queue then, wizz?

Fuck off ding, I saw her first.

Watch out if you get signed off by Dr T F Bundy.

I reckon that afrikaner dentist shot her for the ivory. #rip.cecil

Estate agents are thieving cunts. I've seen first hand how these bastards operate, they are worse than dodgy secondhand car dealers or loan sharks.

I can picture it now. Bawsy staggers into the amsterdam coffee house and says "joint of skunk mate, but batter it before it goes into the fryer."

I very much doubt that it's judge. Not his style of wording at all.

Now you mention it hokey, I can't remember any taxi driver ever letting me out at a junction either. I'm always letting the cunts out, my highway etiquette needs a rethink.