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scotty

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  1. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ PS ๐Ÿ‘
  2. I'm stealing that as well, Gypps. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
  3. Meaghen Be Knighted ?n Does illiteracy run in your hermaphroditic unipedal family? Cretin.
  4. Quite, Snowy. In fact the only poster seemingly oblivious to your indisputably accurate assessment is Pen himself. Personally, I suspect that s/he masochistically enjoys any sort of attention, no matter how abusive it is.
  5. Jools Holland, now. Someone enlighten me because I'm sure I'm not imagining this... Is Andy Fairweather-Lowe actually doing a Ricky Gervais style mong impression?
  6. Jonathan Woss has already ticked two of the required television boxes. Ten minutes in, and we've already had the fat black unfunny comedienne, now we're onto the token unfunny homo (category/male.) We have the black male comedian waiting in the wings, but I'm wondering whether they've managed to locate a transgender comic at this short notice. If they have failed in this endeavour, a stiff letter to the Times will of course be forthcoming from the @scotty office complaining about the appalling lack of diversity. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
  7. Eric, I've honestly been expecting my definition of "ganache" to be challenged. I'd even prepared to point out that actually gouache is a Hungarian stew. I despair sometimes. ๐Ÿ˜’
  8. scotty

    Maxi Jazz

    You've been watching Xhamster again Eddie, haven't you.
  9. Nonsense. Ganache is a type of painting.
  10. I think you mean a penchant, Scrotes. Panache is a type of chocolate cream.
  11. How about Vivienne Westwood then? She's still fresh, and she was fond of using swastikas during her bondage period on Carnaby Street.
  12. Let's hope they have a good sense of tumour.
  13. You might at least wait until the lid's on Pelรจ's coffin Rat.
  14. Eddie "Tenpole" Tudor? ๐Ÿค”
  15. I think I'd take that wager. ๐Ÿค”
  16. I wonder if any of them saw the bad news, thought "oh fuck it, I'm not going through that" and promptly overdosed? Rather like the bloke who got pranked at his own wedding reception by his mates kidding him he'd won the lottery jackpot, whereupon he loudly and gleefully informed his new bride that he loathed her and was eloping with her sister now that he had sufficient funds. How they chuckled.
  17. "You know about Jesus being God's son, dying for our sins and then coming back to life? Well, that's the part I have trouble with." Father Dougal McGuire.
  18. I feel sure she's right on the verge of calling you, Neil. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
  19. He was pure quality. Especially the TV version of Absolute Power.
  20. scotty

    Christmas

    I'd like to think it was this guy, Arnold. https://youtu.be/woAFfMOakcQ
  21. It's also the least appropriate use of the word "culture" I can recall hearing.
  22. He's been fucking a young gofer at the studios for years. He either got tired of the gofer, or his wife told him to bin the gofer off. The gofer got upset at being binned off and threatened to out him so he jumped before he was pushed. Private Eye have had the story for some time.
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