scotty

Roops?? 😳😳

When I first saw the Dead Pool thread I just assumed they meant Barrymore's.

Surely they've been doing the rounds for longer than the photoshop tech, Baws? 🤔

Look up her Readers Wives pics OCR, and you may change your mind on this one. 👍😛😛

Fucking hell Scrotes, it's Christmas, have some compassion. Foisting these cunts on us, FFS ☹️ I'd like to see Schofield and Richard in the Dead Pool, preferably drowned in Barrymore's.

Where's that Daniella Westbrook avatar? 😡😡

To quote from Arsenic and Old Lace, "he wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him."

Keith Richards. Just kidding.

You've had your wish granted with Bruce Forsyth, Baws. Don't be greedy.

Eric, this smacks of the occasion when you tazered yourself. It's lucky you didn't train as a surgeon, sooner or later you'd have amputated something just to see what it's like.

+1. 😂😂 Do it, you bedraggled Norfolk wreck. Or Eric and I are coming for you.

I had a gallstone episode, those things are unbelievably painful. And if I'm honest, since deciding to ditch the wife I really haven't felt any urge to drink at all 😄😄

And a Merry Christmas to you and yours, WC. 🎄👍👍 Don't let my abstinence impinge on your alcohol-fuelled overindulgence, I'd like to think that come midnight tomorrow you'll be face down on the carpet in a booze induced coma. Enjoy 👍👍👍😁

1. Dry since 2016. 😢

She of all people ought to know how to spell "dick". 👍

Who do you fucking think it is, look when it "joined".

Oh good, another new username. 😒 Fuck off.

I don't know about that Eric, but my Aunty Vi once inadvertently killed a two-year old girl when she mistook the brat for the turkey. It wasn't a pleasant death I'm sorry to say; pork, sage and onion in the abdominal cavity is never a great way to go. 😢 Plus they'd left her stocking for after lunch, so the poor little mite didn't even get her presents.

J Arthur Wank? 🤔

I hear his funeral was a quiet, respectful affair. https://youtu.be/nWWn9J_mlQo

I'm not quite so confident as you are, Neil. True, she ticks two of the required boxes being female and lesbian, but fails on the third being conspicuously fair of complexion. 🤔

I think you'll find that was the Greeks, Eric. Frank's ancestors have a lot to answer for.

Anyone who believed Boris Johnson on anything deserves all they get.

Hall, Terence. AKA "Dead".

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