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The irony, Bill. Clarkson famous because of the BBC, and Pen notorious for her enormous white one.

....and marrying Gary Delaney in the hope of supplying marital blowjobs in exchange for some convincing comedy material. Their house must be an absolute riot of hilarity. 😒

There's a reason for that, Wolfie.

This cunt has now been given a shiny new platform by the BBC, in the shape of a podcast. https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2022/shamima-begum-podcast-bbc-sounds It's good to see the corporation granting free speech to those who wish to destroy us, on our behalf and using our license fees. Normally I wouldn't presume to speak on behalf of the Corner Collective, but on this matter I feel certain that we'd all want to voice our approval.

To be fair Eric, it was a bit of each.

I'd like to think that the Aussies still harbour a decent hatred of the Germans, Decs.

Rattled doesn't begin to cover it. And a king size duvet wouldn't cover that monster python of hers.

Withers, De Gaulle, Deschamps, can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating.

Can't say I saw that equaliser coming, Neil.

Imagine lifting that monster every time you need a piss. Pen must have biceps like Schwarzenegger.

So, Gareth Southgate has decided to stay on in the England job. Between now and the end of the Euros, he'll be concentrating on his main objective. Obviously that doesn't actually involve football as such, but the total eradication of any type of prejudice from the entire UK population. And that includes the players repeatedly apologising on bended knee for the actions of an American policeman in America.

😂😂🤠 Out of ammo. One ScotCoin.

Eric, I'm not usually one for pedantry. But Knopfler claimed to install microwaves, not move them.

It was like Hillsborough with suntans Gypps.

Oddly enough Bill, I never really think of Scrotes as poofy. 🤔 I know there's the Gallic tendencies like kissing all and sundry including other blokes, swilling poncy drinks like Pernod while perusing homoerotic menus crammed with inedible offal cooked a-la-mode. But to me that's all offset by the sixty a day Caporal habit and Cognac for breakfast so beloved in la belle France.

Eric Cuntona. 👍👍 The great french poof.

https://youtu.be/BGc3zFOFI-s

My dream garage would start with a 2.8i Capri in silver and a red Alfasud 1.5ti Sprint, Eric. What do you make of that? 🤔

Get a room, you two. 😒

Has Widdecombe got a massive cock, then?

https://youtu.be/Wv3y_s79tuk

Whatever happened to Mo Farah? I always used to buy his slacks in Debenhams Menswear.

Daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy Perspiration de Paris

Eric, for fucksake. None of the forward gears work, it's fucking French.

Big Harold would have dealt humanely with both of them by now. That he's not around to do so is yet another example of the shocking lack of vision displayed by our medical profession. 😡