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scotty

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  1. scotty

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    Did you hear that gem of insight from Ian Wright on Kane's missed penalty? "He hit it too well, simple as that." The man's a fucking genius. I'd never have realised that Harry skied it over the bar into orbit because he'd taken the kick better than perfectly, it needs a savvy football brain like Wrighty to explain that one to me. There was me just thinking it was an awful miss, what a fool I am.
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    Bellingham has been one of the few really impressive showings in this tournament. Saka appears to have been given the diving duties previously allocated to Sterling, if he'd only stay on his fucking feet he might do something with his undoubted talent. He's not going to have any impact if he just sits on his arse whenever he gets within twenty feet of the penalty box and someone breathes on him.
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    I don't give much for our chances OCR, not with two carthorses on the pitch in the shape of Maguire and Henderson.
  4. To be fair, she also intended to "learn how to fly" as well as "make it to heaven." Dont write her off yet, we're on best of three.
  5. He was, until he got that Korean cookbook for his birthday. 😢
  6. That must have gone against the grain, Gypps.
  7. Baws, you'll have noted that "two" posters on this thread have suggested this. Interesting.
  8. The fucking Senegal team was whiter than ours. 😡😡😡
  9. If you believe anything you or I said would have the slightest effect on their pitched battle you're more of an optimist than I.
  10. He's not the full shilling, Eric. He's only worth about a Penny, and that's the lowest denomination imaginable.
  11. That can't be Lineker, it's the wrong colour.
  12. How do you make a Black Russian? Get the BBC to update Dr Zhivago.
  13. Mornington Croissant. Hook, line and sinker mate. You absolutely walked square into that one, your beret ploy putting you so obviously en croissant. But I'm prepared to admit that was a close run game, well played.
  14. Hmmm. If we were playing strict rules, I'd certainly want an adjudication on that. But given that we're among a barren wasteland of utter heathens who don't know the game at all, I'm letting that move slide even though I'm not convinced. Turnham Green. And after your last questionable manoeuvre, I'll point out that my Turnham Green diagonal means you're now forced to play anticlockwise, so watch it.
  15. You devious fucking bastard!! You're not catching me out that easily, I've been playing this since you were in nappies. 😡😡 Hanger Lane. Stitch that, Jimmy 😎
  16. Decs, I don't care where she hails from, Nerys Hughes would get both barrels, front, back, and on her tits. HTH. 😍
  17. If it's people being nice to each other that you seek, this is certainly the right place to find them. Idiot.
  18. It's party time, with Pen's Python!! 🎉🎈🧨
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