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Arnold

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    Spying on cunts out of my Jap's eye.
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    Wanking up hills.

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  1. 'Bird off the Wowcher Advert' was getting on my tits every time I looked at the home page. Something had to be done.
  2. Arnold

    Football

    I suppose it was inevitable they'd eventually get this far. Give a monkey a typewriter........
  3. Arnold

    Anne Robinson

    Fucking bitch has made a living out of being rude to people. That's alright on here but not on national TV. I could quite happily rearrange her ugly face at a fraction of the cost.
  4. My grandfather was in the trenches on the Somme. He got part of his face blown away by shrapnel and lost the use of his left arm, which hung uselessly behind his back for the rest of his life. "It was probably the most traumatic experience I have gone through", she says. What a fucking wanker. Decent people die young and this filth still draws breathe. Get some perspective, you stupid fucking cow. Suing the British Legion - of all charities - for financial gain, what a caring 'nurse'. Cunt.
  5. Needless to say, I didn't watch the racist bullshit. I read about it this morning. The saddest part is that it was all a forgone conclusion. I wonder if any of the darkies who won everything feel any satisfaction in having done so?
  6. I can’t abide a French accent, it grates on my already frayed nerves more so than those scouser arsewipes. Coupled with congenital ignorance and eating anything that shits I’d sooner listen to Max Boyce on helium.
  7. You're not exactly a barrel of laughs yourself from what I can see of it.
  8. Would that be face up or face down? Pleased to meet you, Frank Kleftiko.
  9. You sound like an old school ma'am. Do you have a red pen as well?
  10. I have an old clock on my mantlepiece, it's a Smiths of Enfield. It's a family heirloom and has only lost one minute since last Sunday, what do you think of that? I sit and watch it at times whilst my life passes by. You've got all that to look forward to, Raasclaat, old chap.
  11. This is becoming more common with each passing year. It was 0 degrees Kelvin yesterday morning – cold enough to make me wear a hat - and I counted four of these daft-sod hard men wandering around like it’s August in Benidorm, two sporting t-shirts. Is it an inability to grow up? Does preadolescent peer pressure control the actions of these sad bastards at this age of their bizarre lives? Perhaps if it froze their knackers off it might prevent them adding anymore to the gene pool. One lives in hope.
  12. No, but I know of a few with who I can put you in touch if that's your particular bent.
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