Cuntybaws

If there's such a thing as "dead, but not dead enough", that's Ding.

Jo Brand was another one. And Jenny Eclair. As I remarked at the time, "Camberwell and its environs seems to be home to quite the panoply of shouty, talentless, unfunny cunts."

The question was actually aimed at "Brenda". However, when I nominated the aforementioned Lederer back in 2013, you went all luvvie on us and said that you couldn't possibly say anything negative about her because she was a good friend of yours. You might forget shit, but I don't.

I think you'll find that's an actual noun.

You can tell a lot about people from their first post. Do you know Helen Lederer?

When I picture a sheep going round and round, it looks more like this.

That's the first time I've ever seen that particular description applied to @Joker. Subtle; sophisticated; debonair - all words he can't spell.

That rectangle can be peeled off to reveal a splatter graph.

I see there's a game of reverse brinkmanship going on now, where Decs and Pen don't dare to post in case it adds ammunition to the other's case that they have no life. Why oh fucking why didn't this happen years ago?

If I was drawing a Venn diagram (which, before anyone asks, I'm not) "In ICU" would be a wholly-contained subset of "hospitalised". Somebody somewhere has therefore got their vaccination numbers skewed.

Worthy of bringing tears to a Jap's eye.

No fucking shit!

Actually, make that five. I've just found the "Auntie Pen" dominatrix page for adult babies whose breast feeding predilections tend toward the droopy and wrinkly.

Keep up, there are FOUR LinkedIn pages. Pen is nothing if not a master (mistress?) of multi-tasking.