Cuntybaws

If God hates fags, why did he make so fucking many of them?

Daylight Shaving Time.

It's even worse if you accidentally add the word "porn" to the end of the search phrase, which happens to me surprisingly often through muscle memory alone.

"Inglourious Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunts" Or a heist gone badly wrong - "Ocean's Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunts""

I was going to respond with witty slurs based on a "mandrill" theme, but that would have been beneath both of us.

Over the cage floor the horizons come.

I was hoping that James Randi was actually @ChildeHarold but sadly it would appear not.

You stupid fucking cunt.

There was this...

Hmm, not quite sure where to start with this one. Perhaps in future just call them "Gym wankers" to save confusion.

Two bonus marks for putting the possessive apostrophe in the correct place in the nomination title. One mark, however, deducted for the incorrect plural form of "bunnies". That gives an overall nomination total of 1/100. Congratulations, your best score yet.

Yep, where Clint Eastwood played his familiar role of "the man with no name", except that his name was actually Joe. They just don't make them like this anymore.

I quite literally saw cunts stabbed for such behaviour during my own schooldays (like Punkape, as you might guess, I did not attend Eton.) Then Bronski Beat came along and suddenly it was fashionable.

"You see, I understand you men were just playin' around, but the mule, he just doesn't get it. Course, if you were to all apologise.."