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    Will Young

    If there's such a thing as "dead, but not dead enough", that's Ding.
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    Will Young

    Jo Brand was another one. And Jenny Eclair. As I remarked at the time, "Camberwell and its environs seems to be home to quite the panoply of shouty, talentless, unfunny cunts."
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    Will Young

    The question was actually aimed at "Brenda". However, when I nominated the aforementioned Lederer back in 2013, you went all luvvie on us and said that you couldn't possibly say anything negative about her because she was a good friend of yours. You might forget shit, but I don't.
  4. I think you'll find that's an actual noun.
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    Will Young

    You can tell a lot about people from their first post. Do you know Helen Lederer?
  6. When I picture a sheep going round and round, it looks more like this.
  7. That's the first time I've ever seen that particular description applied to @Joker. Subtle; sophisticated; debonair - all words he can't spell.
  8. I see there's a game of reverse brinkmanship going on now, where Decs and Pen don't dare to post in case it adds ammunition to the other's case that they have no life. Why oh fucking why didn't this happen years ago?
  9. If I was drawing a Venn diagram (which, before anyone asks, I'm not) "In ICU" would be a wholly-contained subset of "hospitalised". Somebody somewhere has therefore got their vaccination numbers skewed.
  10. Actually, make that five. I've just found the "Auntie Pen" dominatrix page for adult babies whose breast feeding predilections tend toward the droopy and wrinkly.
  11. Keep up, there are FOUR LinkedIn pages. Pen is nothing if not a master (mistress?) of multi-tasking.
  12. At the risk of sounding churlish, we didn't go to all the trouble to get you online again only to suffer this sub par IT Crowd help desk bollocks. Post some fucking sick jokes, or else.
  13. Oh, and by the way, "book club dinner table", what the fuck? Why do people need to be told what to read now? Unless the car keys hit the bowl later, after a few lambrinis, you need to man the fuck up!
  14. I look forward to the day when you can add David Baddiel to the list of candidates.
  15. If it wasn't such a total clichΓ©, it would be tempting to inquire, "Rattled?"
  16. Those who think the vaccine will alter their DNA should see this as an opportunity rather than a threat.
  17. I think you might have imagined this "meltdown". Why don't you tell us another riveting Grandpa Simpson style tale from the 1940s instead?
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