Cuntybaws

No apostrophe needed there. As punkape would be happy to advise you, were he not dead, the plural of Rolex is "Fuck you, peasant!"

If you ever date a dominatrix, do NOT suggest it’s time to hit the sack.

In a nod to historical precedent, let's hope they mow down some tofu-munching Extinction Rebellion wankers first.

The Iron Giant would kick Gort's arse!

You can understand why she wouldn't want to be seen in public during cancer treatment, emaciated and haggard, with just a few stray wisps of flyaway hair clinging to a misshapen bald head. Not everyone's as brave as Frank.

Klaatu Varada Ncuti

One down, several billion to go.

Strange, because India was such a beacon of enlightenment and scientific progress before the British got there, a veritable Wakanda in fact, and not at all a bunch of subhuman disease vectors running around in loincloths worshipping cows.

Something with a little umbrella in it, I should imagine.

This may come as a shock to you, but animals don't really "think" as such, which is why they're fucking animals. Additionally, a general lack of opposable thumbs and their inability to invent semi-automatic weapons guarantees their lowly status in the hierarchy.

Yes, let's hope that hulking fucking retard Harvey Price doesn't got hold of one. Ordinary kids just pull the legs off spiders.

Your other sensory capabilities improve to compensate when you're suddenly struck blind.

A somewhat arbitrary number? Still, if you add up the digits you get 5, and that's the number of points on a pentagram, and that must surely prove something. Paging @King Billy to the conspiracy board.

I bet you've encountered a few angry dragons over the years, though.

Ironic, because in real life penguins live in the Antarctic, while dragons - like polar bears - prefer northern climes.

I have a soft spot for you. it's a bog in the west of Ireland.

You take that back, you fucking cunt, Puff the Magic Dragon was real!

Wash your fucking mouth out with bleach!

They're not real Jocks. Half of the cunts will be waving Irish flags, the other half will be waving Union Jacks. I'd dance and joyfully ululate in the streets if the actual Taliban blew the whole fucking lot of them to bits.

Every time I get my hopes up, thinking that maybe THIS is the one that will finally surpass your "council cake" classic, but it never is. Ten years is a long time to run on fumes.

Plain vanilla fudge, or the milk chocolate coated variety? I'm on the brink of orgasm just thinking about the latter.

Blatant leaderboard manipulation. I thought you were better than this.

Deep fried gay bar.

Thought for a moment that said "Felch" and was slightly disappointed to realise otherwise.