Cuntybaws

I think its basic and rudimentary nature is part of its rustic charm. It's more Mad Max than Monaco. Even if you painted it with gold leaf, that knife-like wind and driven horizontal rain off the moors would strip it all back off again within a few months.

If only they'd sent these prancing cunts in first at Gallipoli to exhaust the enemy's ammunition, the whole course of WWI could have been so different.

I am not a man who suffers any other road user gladly. However, when my own mewling brats were in their car seats I realised that chucking it round corners with my usual gay abandon was likely to result in a severe case of shaken baby syndrome. I therefore put up one of these accursed stickers, not as a boast, and certainly not because I expected any special treatment, but rather as a considerate warning to other traffic that I might occasionally have to use my brakes rather than accelerate through an amber light.

I've done a couple of track days at Knockhill and it's a desolate, barren, wind-blasted shithole in the middle of nowhere. No amount of money is ever going to change that,

Is it the one on the left or the one on the right?

Ahhh...

The Rimmer Experience. Class!

I call my cock "Whitney" because it goes stiff in the bath.

Justin Timberlake must be from Manchester. Who knew? Rod Stewart is a cunt.

I hope the cunt was nailed to the coffin just to be on the safe side. Perhaps with a stake through the heart for good measure. I told Mrs Baws she could dance on my grave when I go. Silly cunt doesn't know I'm being buried at sea.

Someone they were interviewing pointed out that you can buy high-powered assault rifles in the same American supermarkets that banned Kinder eggs for being a health & safety risk. Not big on irony, the Yanks.

Turg!

w00t

If ever a thread cried out for a picture...

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "u" in cunt.

Just remove the widget completely - that should eliminate any dick waving at a stroke.

Well that's YOU "unfriended", you cunt! Anyone remember Dr Cunt's immortal "Cunts Corner Statistics" thread? Fucking hell, where did all those cunts go?

Who are ya, who are ya...?

Off with her clit!

I can't understand a word of this cunt's language, so I put the TV on mute and just make my own sound effects. Not so much signing for the deaf, as signing for the soon-to-be blind.

A compelling image - but I think the teeth might put me off my stride.

The traditional and long overdue phrase is, "Fuck Tom Daley!"

Billy Bleach?

I'll turn a deaf ear to that slur!