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9 minutes ago, Frank said:
Are you taking Mrs B anywhere nice for the Easter weekend, Baws?
Up the arse, probably.
10 minutes ago, Frank said:I'm on the road with Mrs K, heading for Skye.
You may be tempted to take the short ferry ride across to Raasay. Let me save you the disappointment, it's an almost-literal pile of shit.
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32 minutes ago, Frank said:
You'll have to dig deep to find the story on any of the usual news outlets
The arrest of a suspect is currently a rolling headline on the Sky News channel.
No way of telling whether they've got the right one, though, as they all look very much the same.
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1 minute ago, colonelkurtz said:
a nation led by a fucking 5ft cube
"Like" duly awarded for this bit alone.
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2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
she has apparently made: not one, but three fucking tv documentaries about it
Her employers must surely shoulder much of the blame for this.
Garraway: "I've got a great idea for a new documentary, it'll only cost a million or two to put together."
ITV: "Is it about Derek again?"
Garraway: "Yes"
ITV: "Then fuck off!"
Garraway: "No, wait, he dies in this one!"
ITV: "Well, why didn't you say? Crack on love, here's £5m. At least this one will be the last."
Garraway: "That's what you think. Ker-ching"- 1
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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Making Muhammad into a Marvel character might be a bit problematic though.
You haven't seen Ms. Marvel, then? Lucky cunt!
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Ah, they say, it may all be bollocks but it gives people comfort and a sense of belonging and purpose. Stupid fucking cunts.
I suppose its one advantage is that when hard-of-thinking bigots armed with semi-automatic weapons decide to go on a killing spree, they can easily find the cunts all gathered together in their synagogue/mosque/church. (Delete as appropriate.) Easy targets.
I wish this was a documentary:
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10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:
I trained as a chef on a saveloy stall in East Street Market. Fuck off.
3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:I sold chestnuts from a coal stove in Kentish Town .They were really conkers.
Falafel's where it's at these days.
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29 minutes ago, Neil said:
as I type he's asleep in the van, useless little cunt.
In fairness, the residual chloroform fumes probably don't help.
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10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Never take the name of Mike Ehrmantraut in vain again.
In a world of steroid pumped poseurs and Hollywood hardmen, he’s the only one who rang true with me.
Pimento cheese sandwich?And yet he was ended by a nerdy chemistry teacher.
Science, bitches!
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15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
What is this fucking shit.
By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
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Remember the good old days when they just used to kill themselves?
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4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Frank buggers off when he gets bored. He doesn’t get upset really because he’s a sociopath.
It's a common misconception that sociopaths don't get upset or angry. It's empathy they lack, not emotions.
Trust me, he's off somewhere raging - it's that poor sausage dog I feel sorry for.
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The problems with TB are that it has a long latency period, is easily treatable, and is not nearly deadly enough. What's needed is something fast acting that leads inevitably to a nasty and agonising death, ideally while the cunts are still clinging to a small boat somewhere in mid-Channel.
If only polonium was contagious...
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25 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
shove your new lens up your arse and kill yourself.
You could probably unfold the James Webb Space Telescope up there without even touching the sides.
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10 minutes ago, Frank said:
I didn't expect it from you. I still don't.
It's fair to say I never did it again.
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3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:
Careful there Dear Leader, resorting to brutish sexism when challenged might be considered passé.
She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
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20 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:
@Cuntybaws hasn't been on since 2nd March .. has someone eaten him?
I fucking wish.
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8 minutes ago, Frank said:
Black Man Van. Lol 🤣
Do you remember once, back in early 2012, you took me to task for using a ;-) at the end of a post?
"Lol 🤣" indeed.
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7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
I think Roops did the same when she exposed him as a bankrupt daughter abusing cunt.
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2 hours ago, King Billy said:
Sorry I just remembered that election fraud is just a far right conspiracy and absolutely does not exist.
When something goes seriously wrong in the circus ring they send in the clowns as a distraction. It's not often we see things THIS wrong, though.
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On 23/03/2016 at 23:06, Cuntybaws said:
On the plus side, at least she'll be dead soon.
Dead at long last, although not sure anyone will be able to tell the difference, the Zelda-looking cunt.
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10 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
A friend of islamic terrorist murderers and rapists is voted into the British Houses of Parliament by Muslims .
On the plus side, they'll be barricading themselves into the synagogues in Golders Green tonight.
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The unstable ladder to stardom
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If only Rod Hull had listened to you.