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Cuntybaws

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  1. 9 minutes ago, Frank said:

    Are you taking Mrs B anywhere nice for the Easter weekend, Baws? 

    Up the arse, probably.

    10 minutes ago, Frank said:

     I'm on the road with Mrs K, heading for Skye.

    You may be tempted to take the short ferry ride across to Raasay. Let me save you the disappointment, it's an almost-literal pile of shit.

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  2. 32 minutes ago, Frank said:

    You'll have to dig deep to find the story on any of the usual news outlets

    The arrest of a suspect is currently a rolling headline on the Sky News channel.

    No way of telling whether they've got the right one, though, as they all look very much the same.

  3. 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

    she has apparently made: not one, but three fucking tv documentaries about it

    Her employers must surely shoulder much of the blame for this.

    Garraway: "I've got a great idea for a new documentary, it'll only cost a million or two to put together."
    ITV: "Is it about Derek again?"
    Garraway: "Yes"
    ITV: "Then fuck off!"
    Garraway: "No, wait, he dies in this one!"
    ITV: "Well, why didn't you say? Crack on love, here's £5m. At least this one will be the last."
    Garraway: "That's what you think. Ker-ching"

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  4. Ah, they say, it may all be bollocks but it gives people comfort and a sense of belonging and purpose. Stupid fucking cunts.

    I suppose its one advantage is that when hard-of-thinking bigots armed with semi-automatic weapons decide to go on a killing spree, they can easily find the cunts all gathered together in their synagogue/mosque/church. (Delete as appropriate.) Easy targets.

    I wish this was a documentary:

     

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  5. 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    Never take the name of Mike Ehrmantraut in vain again. 
     In a world of steroid pumped poseurs and Hollywood hardmen, he’s the only one who rang true with me. 
     Pimento cheese sandwich?

    And yet he was ended by a nerdy chemistry teacher.

    Science, bitches!

  6. 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    Frank buggers off when he gets bored. He doesn’t get upset really because he’s a sociopath.

    It's a common misconception that sociopaths don't get upset or angry. It's empathy they lack, not emotions.

    Trust me, he's off somewhere raging - it's that poor sausage dog I feel sorry for.

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  7. The problems with TB are that it has a long latency period, is easily treatable, and is not nearly deadly enough. What's needed is something fast acting that leads inevitably to a nasty and agonising death, ideally while the cunts are still clinging to a small boat somewhere in mid-Channel.

    If only polonium was contagious...

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  8. 2 hours ago, King Billy said:

    Sorry I just remembered that election fraud is just a far right conspiracy and absolutely does not exist.

    When something goes seriously wrong in the circus ring they send in the clowns as a distraction. It's not often we see things THIS wrong, though.

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  9. On 23/03/2016 at 23:06, Cuntybaws said:

    On the plus side, at least she'll be dead soon.

    Dead at long last, although not sure anyone will be able to tell the difference, the Zelda-looking cunt.

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  10. 10 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

    A friend of islamic terrorist murderers and rapists is voted into the British Houses of Parliament by Muslims .

    On the plus side, they'll be barricading themselves into the synagogues in Golders Green tonight.

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