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Jiggerycock

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  1. Cuntybaws

    Bastard cuntfucking clocks, stealing my time...!

    1. Jiggerycock

      Jiggerycock

      I feel that way about slow-moving cunts at bastardy supermarket checkouts. Little time-stealers who get to stop me doing what I want to do by small increments of time. Like death by a thousand miniscule cuts.

  2. Jiggerycock

    In the words of Comrade #1 Ian Dury "Arseholes, bastards, fucking cunts and pricks"

    1. Jiggerycock

      Jiggerycock

      Well spotted!

      I meant to write 'vigorous, unprotected anal sex'.

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  3. Jiggerycock

    In the words of Comrade #1 Ian Dury "Arseholes, bastards, fucking cunts and pricks"

    1. Jiggerycock

      Jiggerycock

      A very sage observation if I may say so - go to matron for an extra bit of tuck!

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  4. Jiggerycock

    In the words of Comrade #1 Ian Dury "Arseholes, bastards, fucking cunts and pricks"

    1. Jiggerycock

      Jiggerycock

      You gotta love the wankers tho' aintcha?

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  5. Ape™️

    Trying to understand why anyone would buy a Citroen Cactus. Fucking dreadful looking car.

    1. Jiggerycock

      Jiggerycock

      What about the Fiat Multipla - now there's seven kinds of hideous for you

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  6. Rev

    Rev

    Pulled pork (on a plate, in barbecue sauce, for a meal, you puerile cunts), cauliflower cheese and garlic potatoes for dinner last night. Fucking lovely. Imagine my surprise when I discovered it smelled even better after falling out of my arse this morning..although, perhaps not meeting the same appetising or aesthetic standard.

    1. Jiggerycock

      Jiggerycock

      "That's not any old fecal matter - That's Rev's Marks and Spencers Pulled pork fecal matter"

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  7. Cuntybaws

    Sensational!

    1. Jiggerycock

      Jiggerycock

      You weren't so bad yourself, you rictus-inducing Lotherio

  8. Rev

    Rev

    Rampant pole-dancers with well-moist strummed clit-hoods...these are a few of my favourite things. Julie Andrews is a cunt.

    1. Jiggerycock

      Jiggerycock

      That doesn't rhyme! "Rampant pole-dancers with mint fanny batter / Brony Keith is a chiselling twatter". That sort of thing.

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