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  1. The rest of the internet was sterilised years ago. I'm sure there's a few last bastions but the chances are they're full of hardcore spackers who would consider you a softy for not demanding outright genocide. There's no middle ground on anything anymore - or at least the majority of the population finds existence more engaging when they pretend that there isn't.
  2. I don't understand... Is this an auction?
  3. Jesus fucking Christ, Wolfie. Ever think this sort of bollocks might be why people don't want to discuss shit seriously on here? It descends into preaching shite cunts already know. No one really wants to debate, they just want to initiate conversation so they can give their opinion. We're never going to change the world on this shit hole of a site either way. But we can (and should) laugh at it as it burns down around us.
  4. Make it so that asylum seekers need to have five years of gainful employment before they become applicable for benefits (with reasonable exceptions for the elderly or obviously disabled). Instant and uncompromising deportation for any of the cunts caught growing or selling drugs, driving without a license or insurance, or any other kind of bullshit. Basically ask the bare minimum - for them to contribute to the economy before taking advantage of it and follow the law - with the promise that if they fuck about they can fuck off back where they came from. All the prisons do is give them three hot meals a day and give them a chance to have little radicalising group meetings.
  5. FFS. The "froth frothing" incident alone would have seen him obliterated in the old days. Terrible sentence structure.
  6. All you've done is bring old cunts back to moan at how shite you are. I'm one of them - I was fucking done with the place until I saw you and Hawwod plastering the place with shite. You're nothing but bait and - fuck me for saying it - but at least @ChildeHarold is capable of getting off his high horse and at least attempting to fuck with people and have some fun.
  7. I think I freaked out @Ape™️ that one time I told him about the dream I had about my face coming off and being too scared to put it back on in case I got an infection. Quitting the wacky baccy after seven years of everyday use gives you fucked up dreams when you do finally manage to get to fucking sleep.
  8. The hostile and tribal nature of the place is intentional. Users have developed this behaviour over decades simply as a way to have fun - a newer member such as yourself will be given a hard time to trigger a response, get a feel of how short fused you are and rate you on your writing ability. It's why people keep seemingly picking fights with you out of nowhere - you're bland as shite and we want to see you try, make some of us laugh, write a creative insult - anything other than fucking political fucking opinion news articles. If you don't up your game soon you'll end up established as a low quality poster with nothing of interest.
  9. You shirking little twat. Like mother like son. That's fine, just leave the old man to herd the spastics. I'm selling your Playstation. You've left it here for over two weeks now and I need the money for petrol if I'm going to be doing triple shifts at the spacker ranch.
  10. You really want to open that Pandora's box, Harold? @King Billy could fucking drown you in conspiracy theories. He'll have you begging for a tinfoil hat and a map of 5G coverage safe zones. Even if you don't believe him (and you probably will, because you're a bit of a spastic, no offence), you'll ask just to shut him up. He doesn't even believe I'm real, Harold. Roadkill died back in 2020 after he got the COVID vaccine - I'm just an AI construct.
  11. I think he likes little humiliation wanks in candle lit rooms...
  12. Oh, FFS. No, Billy, why don't cannibals eat clowns?
  13. It's fucking nuts over there, Billy. Cannibalism is actually the tamer bit.
  14. You're genuinely mental. You're just connecting names to random statements - I'm sure it sounds like a crippling accusation to you - trapped inside that misfiring blob of sludge that was once a fully functioning mind, but you're talking boulders, Harry. Mind you, I'd pay a few squid for a quick peek behind your eggs - experience existence from your progressive. How fucked up are you? Can you taste sounds and smell colours yet?
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