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  1. The star of BBC 3 , the "yoof" channel. Stacey was apparently "discovered" in some 2-bob reality show and has been chosen to promote the liberal values of the BBC bureaucracy. She travels the same ground as Louis Theroux but whereas Louis pretends to be thick and naive Stacey is the real thing! Probably the luckiest dumb cunt since Jamie Oliver. The BBC knows how to pick 'em.
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    The Parky

    Trevor the Parky from when I was a lad has died has died. I have prepared an eulogy.
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    Anxiety

    I hate suffering from Anxiety. Trying to get on with everyday life and then something goes wrong which results in an attack making you feel depressed, tired and just wanting to sleep.
  4. What a total fucking Cocksucking, Brown nosing, Turd Smuggling, Dangle Berry Licking, Ball Cupping Spunk Guzzler! Hairy Nutsack Gobbling, Shit Shifter!mad
  5. Lets face it, women are shit at sport. Its dull as fuck to watch unless they are scantily clad. Watching them play football makes me want to smoke crack. And female presenters really aren't interested. It just an attempt to make it all look pc and equal. Bring back Foxy Boxing and Jelly wrestling and I might change my mind. Lezzers
  6. Despite a shitload of plastic surgery and extreme dentistry paid for by the beardy-weirdy sugar daddy husband she first met when she was 12 and he was 38, Celine is still a Titanic horse-faced cunt.
  7. Italy's highest appeal court has ordered a fresh trial in the case of the murder of British student Meredith Kercher, overturning the acquittals of Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito and paving the way for a potential extradition tussle between Italy and the US. First they were found guilty and then acquitted and now this, come on. She "knox" had been in talks to write a book and would have made $4 million out of it she said it was going to be nothing but "the truth".
  8. This dead cunt was president of the NRA and the most wooden actor ever to make a movie. Ben Hur - Ben Cunt more like.
  9. Honestly, what an annoying cunt. Watch Homeland. Her character Carrie Mathieson seriously needs shot. Its just a shame that that show is quite good but its ruined by this stupid, annoying, deaf, unruly twat. She has no talent apart from from the exasperated exhale of breath when told she is a tit, total CUNT.
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    Tim Shaw

    the bloke loves himself that much he should disappear up his own arse. furthers his career at others expense and humility,not only a cunt but an arsehole as well!chin
  11. So I ordered this special Lyra Heartstrings Pony Plushie on Ebay. What makes it so special is that it has a hole in it's anus so I could relieve my years of sexual frustration, like it was designed for. So I received it from the post and opened it. I was eager to try it out but unfortunately I have to attend a work program. When I got home I found that my plushie's hole has been sewed up. My mom admitted doing this as she thought it was ripped. Fucking bitch! I hate my mother and I can't wait to move to my own place.
  12. Another star gazing old trout ... National Treasure not!bleh
  13. Writing your thoughts on thinking about thinking, then getting others to think about it. Possibly the biggest load of pseudo-intellectual wank ever.
  14. Retro interfering geeky little bastard who got famous riding the coat-tails of a shit pun (a break from the norm! hur! hur! get it!). And he's also into some kinky shit as the picture tells you. When radish plonks a Marc Bolan into your uterus do you say "Hagiography Zambia?" ooh no you think you want to hit me with such randomness that random andromeda spirals in my mind are flogalogaboggery in yahoo dominance land. Gagging for it with a dominant Elvis cock in the spitfire land of Twister and tangle twister ice creams and tripe handed baguettes with their CDs of the Great Exhibition in Skipt
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