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The UK Home Office is a completely useless collection of cunts. They are absolutely hopeless at protecting this country from immigrants. On the Home Office website they have the audacity to ask "How Secure Is Your Home? Fill In Our Scorecard To See." We all know how secure our borders are...fucking ZERO. For your interest the current terrorism threat level is Severe This means that a terrorist attack is highly likely. We all know which cunt in particular to thank for that Jacqui Smith. Cunt of Cunts.

that total cunt has made a tv series out of kissing peoples arses that are building there own house, and has now decided look what i can do, and come up with a new series called kevin mcclouds man made homes, in which he shows how clever he is by making houses out of "free rubbish" but fails to tell you the stuff cost fucking thousands to salvage and clean, this mans Cuntishness effortlessly strides across all known boundaries.

Whilst I am against the break-up of the UK, I agree with some tory thinkers in that the UK parliament should take the initiative from that Fatty racist scum Alex Salmond and call a referendum at an early date for the Scots to decide whether they want to go it alone of not. If they choose to breakaway so be it but lets make no bones about it, make it a clean break and build a forty foot high wall along the border complete with barbed wore and gun enplacements.

Back in 1981, this cunt thought "OK, how do I carve out a career in comedy? I'm a lefty, so that's a good start; if I shout and swear a lot and say everything is crap, that should con enough right-on wankers into laughing. Rasputin's done the long hair thing, so I'll shave my bonce and be a crazy Russian wiv a stree' accent" And, talentless arsehole that he was, it worked. Now he's pretending to be a motoring journalist, by talking about himself and occasionally mentioning cars, and fuck me, the Telegraph have fallen for it. It's a travesty of justice that this cunt didn't drink himself to death in 1993.

Bill Cosby - America

Hot off the press. The decision to award the West Coast Main Line franchise to FirstGroup has been cancelled due to flaws in the way the process was conducted. That is...cancelled, not postponed. Civil servants have been suspended. Back to the drawing board. Something stinks here. Corruption?...surely not....Get Branson out at any price? Maybe. I wonder who has a finger in the pie of FirstGroup? These procurement processes have been a mess, look at public utilities and the NHS and the whole of public transport ...... buyer beware!

These dirty cunts should be wiped out to meet the choir invisible. Sitting in the car eating my Chicken New Orleans and soup this morning when one of these albino Lancaster Bomber cunts lets go of its payload and hits my fucking windscreen and still has the fucking cheek to hang around for my fucking crusts. I threw what morsels I could spare into the bus lane in the hope the insolent bastard would get flattened, along with its Tardis of a colon. Fucking disgusting loudmouthed web-footed bastards. Bit like the over-painted whores in TOWIE, but without the dazzling blue teeth or tits. Cunts.

this bearded cunt gets right on my tits strutting round his set like a fuckin peacock asking inane questions about the contestants strategy how can you have a fuckin strategy in a game of chance you moronic self promoting preening half witt and is there realy another person on the other end of the phone as i dont believe anyone would want to speak to you cos you are a 5 star 24 carat CUNT

Had to nominate this steaming pile of shite,the judges are all cunts, the contestants are all talentless cunts singing someone else's song,the audience are all cunts, and it is watched by cunts, nuff said!

A prime example of how someone can make one half-decent movie and then somehow manage to ride around Hollywood on his own coat-tails spewing an endless stream of shit-caked celluloid from his arse for twenty-odd years without anyone noticing. And he looks like at some point he lost his chin in a bizarre accident and had it replaced with someones knee. Cunt.

Wot a fucking nonce. I think he paid Manson to sort Tate out. See, Roops, you fuck, i am a cultured cunt.

David Archer has finally fessed up to his his sister that he pretty much killed her husband, that annoying cunt Nigel. Why did it take so long. Cunt programme for cunts.

The cunts went and got themselves fucked off. RIP you crazy bastards.

There is only one thing worse than a total cunt and that is the son of a total cunt. Lining up punch drunk fucking no hopes for this cunt to eventually knock down is embarrasing to watch especially when he struts around like his cunt of a dad afterwards, like he has just invented perpetual motion. CUNT

Director of Liberty.Pompous ,self righteous know all banging on about every fuckers right to preach anti British shit and the rights of people who want to blow other people to bits because they don't like the West.s. Stupid fucker who's been blinded to real life by her privileged background and education.

Haggis & turnips, tartan and bagpipes, lashings of cheap blended whisky, and a bunch of pretentious fuckwits spouting incomprehensible drivel in an archaic barbarian dialect. Just another day in Scotland, then. Tam O'Shanter was a cunt.

Born a cunt. Behaves like a cunt. Is a cunt!

I'm forever having to correct twats who don't know the difference between plus fours and plus twos.I wear plus twos for golf and shooting.They hang 2 inches over the knee. Plus fours are baggier and hang 4 inches over the knee. Plus fours are rarely worn these days and those who do look a bit like Edward VII.Who was a cunt.

Was on a job at baker street a few years back, we all had a balcony each and on that balcony was between 150 to 200 railings, and these was not the straight railings these cunts had twists and curves and anything to piss you off in then, we chipped the loose paint off, then primed with Iron oxide paint,then undercoat and gloss, that added up to a lot of cunting railings, and it was in december and fucking cold, between all of us on that job the word cunt was mentioned a few times.

Look at Minky's Nom below - now on a crazy weekend Nomfest, that pile of bollocks will walk away with about 5 comments. However, its been busy tonight, lots of cunts on with nothing better to do, and he's raking them in. Whilst some real quality on here is being ignored. And none of them using cheap gimmicks to get attention either.

What the fuck? Why is the BBC currently running a poll to determine a footballer of the year solely from amongst Africans playing in the UK? Isn't this a little... ummm... racist?

Full of fucking frogs, all their fans are retards, the only english ground with a 60,000 disabled section, ALL CUNTS

I cannot for the life of me think of any other trio of Welsh Cunts as these gormless talentless gway cwymmbutts from Wales. Nicky Wire? A CUNT without a Neutral or an Earth. Manic Street Preachers are up their own arse where they belong. Fucking shit producing cunts through and through.

Now, all you people thinking of booking your summer holidays and looking for likely exotic destinations, here's some information for you.....The Uganda Anti-Homosexuality Bill (often called the "Kill the Gays bill" in the media due to the originally proposed death penalty clauses) was passed by the Parliament of Uganda on 20 December 2013 with the death penalty proposal dropped in favour of life in prison. The bill must be signed by the President of Uganda before becoming law....Got that? However, The Ugandan president, Yoweri Museveni, has refused to approve a controversial bill that would see gay people jailed for life, saying there were better ways to deal with the "abnormality".... I'm sure every one feels so much better about that..... To continue....Homophobia is widespread in Uganda, where American-style evangelical Christianity is on the rise. Gay men and women in the country face frequent harassment and threats of violence, and rights activists ( even shitholes like uganda have "activists") have also reported cases of lesbians being subjected to "corrective" rapes ( that's the answer.....isn't it?) In 2011, a prominent Ugandan gay rights activist David Kato was bludgeoned to death at his home after a newspaper splashed photos, names and addresses of gay people in Uganda on its front page along with a yellow banner reading: "Hang them." So, for those of you whose personal safety may be "At risk". I have attached a helpful guide of countries in Africa to avoid this Summer.

this guy is such a dross peddling drab pseudo intellectual. I reckon he pretty much sums the new-labour'esque BS-speak liberal waffle jargon culture we now live in. Plus the photo is of him leaving a Bryan Ferry album launch...what a wobbly head.