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Listen cunt, I am sure you think your a fucking genius for hacking this page, but I am here to tell you that your nothing more then a weak as fuck little bitch. You seriously think that hacking this page will impact a fuck on anybody's lives??? well think again cock rag as its only a blog site not the fucking CIA. I can imagine you, sitting there laughing to yourself at all the mayhem you have caused and thinking your top shit for upsetting everyone but seriously, no one gives a fuck you lump of dried up squirrel jizz. Now stop posting pictures of your dads stretched arsehole and go and fucking top yourself as your a worthless, friendless, waste of sperm and effort and if given another chance, I'm sure your mother would of preferred you fired down her throat rather then reach conception as I'm sure she hates you as well.

What a cunt

Has London gone completely insane.

This is an absolute cuntfest as it sets the tone for the day. How I need a woman right now.

... as so to is Embalming Fluid

13 million died in this war fought after Germany invaded Belgium. It was supposed to be a war to end all wars but people are still warring today.

I was getting off at London St Pancras with my bag of chloroform, lubricant and bondage and then I got stopped by the police and escorted to the police station. Apparently I was arrested for apparently stalking Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke. This is fucking bullshit as I know my boundaries. I did what any fan of Emilia Clarke did, which was sending her love letters, touring all the locations she attended, and sent her a package of Bad Dragon dildos. Fortunately the police let me go with a caution. Anyway I got my sights for Jenna-Louise Coleman now.

I did warn against using Broneyo in Jet 5, but no cunt ever listens to a single word I say... He let the side down big time by being totally inept at staying airborne in formation at yesterday's CC Westminster fly-past.

Does years of police training really prepare them to find the 'green form'? To avoid any confusion let me clarify. It takes 3 minutes to be jumped and assaulted by 3 men. But it takes 4 hours of tedious police dyslexia and lack of I.T skills to construct a statement about as reliable in court as 3 legged Alpaca in the Grand National. And so after waiting an hour and a half to be seen by one of the many officers drinking coffee and watching Disney films upstairs and another 2 hours of typing, I am then made to wait a further 30 minutes for the green form which turned out to be on the front desk all along. I'll never get those 4 hours of my life back. Oh and it turns out I can be charged with Affray for defending myself against 3 men who jumped me from behind. Further more I have a section 27 (Alcohol Related Dissorder) which puts me on Pub Watch for 3 months, even though I was sober. The Justice system never fails to let you down. I wonder what percentage of crimes don't get reported because people can't be fucked to write a statement...

Chanson D'Amour..... you bunch of saps.

You can't turn on the TV without some wildlife programme coming on and then being presented with some saggy tits from the bushwomen of the fucking Kalahari. It's the same the world over.North Africa TV programme.......bad tits. David Attenborough in the Congo...... more bushwomen tits. Australia .... big saggy Aborigine tits. USA ....Navajo saggy tits. Put a bra on for fucks sake.

This ageing child abuser thinks there has been a misscarraige of justice. True, life imprisonment or the death penalty would still be too good for him. Why don't you do the proper thing Rolf and just go and top yourself , cunt.

Grace Jones wannabee, platitude-sprayer!

The putative

Kill em before they can breed!

As far as i am aware slavery was abolished in the British Empire in 1807. I remember, as a child ,being told of the proud record of the Royal Navy hunting down the slave traders and hanging untold numbers of the bastards. So why, 200 years later, am i being told to look out for these cunts on my own doorstep? What the fuck is going on? I'm sorry Mr. Camera-on but i am not likely to come across this as i don't tend to mix with foreign criminals or use the services of the slaves they import into my country. In fact, it is a thousand times more likely that such people will derive from your social circles not to mention having their fat grubby fingers in this profitable little pie. If i do come across them i already know what to do and i don't need your patronizing adverts treating me like a thick cunt. Perhaps my money might be better spent keeping these fuckers out in the first place? Oh, and if you do happen to catch any of these bastards i don't want them put in a holiday camp for a couple of months. I want them, and their slaves, kicked out of my fucking country and i want you to spend my money employing people to make sure they don't come back. It's fucking amazing.........we can spend billions sending armies to foreign countries to give them the gift of democracy, which they don't fucking want, but we can't stop slavery in our own fucking country......IN THE 21ST FUCKING CENTURY!!! Fuck my old boots.

This ISIS lot are starting to be a worry. I hope it doesn't get to the stage where it starts to cost thousands of British/American/European life's to eradicate a potential juggernaut of radicalised Islam. The way the west conducts itself morally does help to stoke the fires of ISIS.

The new bird-flu or the end of us all? I wish to fuck they'd let us know, I go on holiday on Monday and if we're all going to die anyway I'm not coming back, fuck them!

This must surely be on another thread as I can't believe it hasn't been nominated before. Why do so many people think this is such a fucking masterpiece? It's nothing but an over the top, hyped-up, ridiculous, cartoon piece of fucking shite for brain-dead bastards. And anyone who has a Scarface poster is a cunt as well!

As if it aint difficult enough driving home from the pub, pissed (what with the kid

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Recently I decided to organise my local brony meet. However due to these stupid rumours that I touch up girls and somehow boys only a few lads came. It was a good day so far and at the end of the day me and the lads bought some beer from the local corner shop and headed back to my place. I had gotten so drunk that I passed out. The next morning I woke up and found everything in my room has been stolen, including my plushies, computer games, and hentai magazines. These lads are on my shit list!

I was cycling in the park this evening being harassed by off the leash dogs and uncontrolled brats, the bane of my cycling life, when i heard a load of shouting and swearing up ahead. I pushed on the pedals hoping it was some dog owner having his throat ripped out by his ickle lickle doggie woggie. When i got there it was two dog owners, one male and one female, trying to separate their pooches who were humping away like...........well, like dogs. They were struggling like fuck and blaming each others' "dirty bastard" dogs. Finally they managed to get their leads on them and dragged them away looking all red faced and embarrassed like it was them who had been caught fucking in the middle of the park. No doubt a cunt of a situation for them but one of the funniest things i have seen for yonks. Keep them on a lead you fucking wankers!

This horrible specimen has been convicted of purloining monies from the Help for Heroes charity for wounded servicemen.

I have no problem with fat old cunts trying to earn a bob or two (myself included) but the sentiments expressed in this song are a complete cunt. He's fucked her up & left her and now he's on his uppers he wants to get get back? Fuck off loser CUNT!