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Psion Palmtop sounds like a method of wanking.

Come on William, you fucking love her. She's Cher to your Sonny. Juliet to your Romeo. Rose to your Fred.

Let's just say, after Eric's finished she'd need new back doors hanging.

Comedy gold

No. I get them from the@Cuntybaws"Play on words volume 2" book. 50p from the Cancer Research charity shop. They had 'Frank Kleftiko belts the best of Broadway' album but at 75p, fuck that.

Bit of an oily cunt.

Hopefully someone will welcome the little cunt on his release.

It's the only way cowardly little cunts like this fight. Get them in a "straightner on the cobbles" and they fucking fold like a deck chair. No doubt he'll come out in 18 years time with "Mohamed" in his name ready to go on the rampage with a blade in the the name of Allah.

Fcuk off

This site is at it's limit with soul brothers without a fucking black and white minstrel to add to the mix. OCR and Eddie won't be happy.

I can send my brothers round to dig up the driveway they laid for your mum! I mean 25k was a bargain as far as we are concerned.

Grow up

Just imagine how many scousers will be wiped out.

Did she tickle your balls with her feather? I should imagine she charged you extra for that.

What fucks me off is not being able to get into the bookies to place my weekly Yankee because it's full of those cunts having their annual punt on this. I fancy Nassalam as a cheeky side bet.

Ncuti is an anagram of I Cunt* *apologies if this has already been pointed out.

Punkape

All that you've said applies to the Irish. And I know, one side of my family are irish

He weren't a bubble. He was a Turk.

Fakir off

An elephant's leg. My uncle had an elephant's leg which he kept his umbrella in

Just trying to nip it in the bud bud. Goodnight

You're just trying to curry favour with everyone on this site. We'll have naan of it.

Rat Trap got to number one as well. I don't have a clue how he's amassed that kind of wealth. I don't like the cunt one bit. In fact I was driving behind him years ago outside Battersea Park in his open top limo and he just fucking slammed the brakes on causing me to brake as well. It was a pleasure for me to call him a fucking twat. Unfortunately he didn't hear me.

He had two with Boomtown Rats I Don't Like Mondays was a fucking massive hit