camberwell gypsy

With my all my kids class photos throughout the years, all the kids look great in their uniforms but the ones who turned up without the school jumpers were the Africans. It made it easier to to play "spot the blacks" because they were the ones not wearing red tops.

The middle classes like to "glamp" now. It's still basically living like a fucking refugee for a week. "Yah, since Cressida and I with the two kids Rainbow and Buddy went glamping, we can really emphasise with the homeless, yah"? Fucking wankers.

Eton Rifles

Paul Weller's favourite PM

As long as he wasn't spaffing into one of the pockets. That's what got my uncle banned from the British Legion. He was only there to clean the windows

Was he chalking his helmet in front of the ladies?

By Geldof's shit do you mean the hits of the Boomtown Rats?

My mate "Shakey Dave", so called because he keeps crashing his motorbike, reckons he's got Cromwell's skull. Keeps his spare change in it.

I'm @Eric Cuntmanand so is my wife.

Can you imagine what she'd be like? "I'm Dame Victoria. You call me "Your Ladyship when you talk to me. Knaah wot ah mean, innit"? I wouldn't say she's thin but she travels via fax machine! I wouldn't say she's thin but she doesn't open doors she slides under them I've been Camberwell Gypsy, goodnight

As long as that spacky cunt Beckum hasn't got one. If he does I'm sending my imaginary OBE back in a box with a dog's turd.

Is Bill Werbeniuk still alive or is he under a green baize? He used to drink 10 pints of lager before each match and then a pint a frame.

If only they'd consulted this fucker. Covid would never had got going

Did they ever find her head?

And all died in car crashes......except Marilyn Munroe......and Jill Dando. But if they hadn't been shot by Romanian people traffickers (allegedly) and murdered by the CIA (allegedly) then you bet your life they would eventually had died in a car crash.

She's out in Baltimore at the moment designing a new bridge.

Apparently him fucking around with the TV ariel actually worked. Shame the cunt didn't live to see it. There's irony

Here in Cyprus knives that look fucking dangerous are on sale in gift shops along with knuckle dusters.

She's the thinking carpet kneelers crumpet.

No. Have you?

I've noticed that all channels seem to teeming with noir newsreaders. Now I'm all for equality but fuck me, they're nowhere near the Trevor McDoughnut standard, constantly mispronouncing words and struggling to speak the Kings. What next; Eddie reading the shipping forecast? Old Chap Rasclart giving the Stock Market figures? Tssssst. Rasta ozzie from up de hill, decide fi check 'pon grocery bill

Im a flat earther. The earth is flat. We have members all over the globe

He/she/it will probably use the money to get his/her/it's cock cut off. If it hasn't been cut off already. Or maybe never had a cock....aw I'm confused guy.

They don't even like you putting your shiity bog paper down the lav. Fucking bubbles are savages.

Well I saw a wedding ring covered in fanny batter in one of the dunes. It's going great. I've tried to find Frank's house to shit in his pool but all I've found is some shepherd's hut with empty packs of vindus meals for one outside it.